BEN: We're back! After 82 years...
Jeff: Our admin and Misty really need to publish these chapters earlier.
Me: I know, hUSH. •^•
AdminPlant: *rushes in* Hi I'm the author and if any of these dares seem rushed or half-*ssed, I'm sorry! *rushes out*
Grimm: First dare from DWolftheorginal : "I dare E.J to love me pls"
E.J: Wolfy, I already do.
Grimm: Second from Wolfy. "Can I get a hug from Death?"
Death: Hell yeah. *hugs Wolfy I guess ???*
Grimm: Third. "EJ WHO TASTES BETTER- Jeff or RP!Wolfy?"
E.J: Definitely RP!Wolfy.
Grimm: Fourth. "I also dare Jeff to make a cake that won't kill me, have LJ and Slender help :3 (Grimm or somebody can supervise)"
Jeff: damnit.
Satan: I WANT TO SUPERVISE *incredibly excited lmao*
Slender: Do I have to do this dare?
L.J: Yep! ^-^
Slender: *sighs*
Jeff: Can I just make cake from a cake box?
Satan: *shrugs* I guess.
[AN HOUR LATER]
L.J: We told you to not fxck up the cake.
Jeff: All I did was cut a piece out of it.
Satan: It's good enough.
AdminPlant: *arrives* *takes the cake* *gives it to Wolfy* Here.
Grimm: First question from LarkyKookie . "UnderPasta time! Would you go for a Pacifist, or a Genocide? P.S Jeff, if you chose Genocide well be shocked cus I made an UnderPasta book and made you play as Frisk! Also meet my Underpasta!
Smile is Flowey, Jeff is Frisk, Old Jeff is Chara, BEN is Asgore, Sally is Toriel, Jane is Undyne, I forgot who Alphys is playing as SO choose a random person, even sans and Papyrus... so yea
Gat it! E.J's Alphys and Nina is Mettaton (if she is ever here) and Liu is Asriel"
BEN: Genocide is way better to be honest.
Jeff: Yeah. Why would you go for pacifist though?
Sally: I would!
BEN: Why?
Sally: So I can murder them. *laughs*
Everyone but Sally: *backs away from Sally*
E.J: Id go for pacifist because killing everyone isn't that great.
Ben: *filthy frank voice* Well lookie here, we got ourselves a special snowflake!
Shree: You want an award and an invite to Tumblr?
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