Raven: Dares! Magicsox: "I DARE EJ TO GO ON A DATE WITH DWOLFTHEORIGINAL!!!!!!"
E.J: Can I just be pushed from a tall building or something?!!
Me: You have a pass.
E.J: It's been used on this.
Deathsfire: Ooooh, burn! *smirks*
Me: But he would tell anybody that. He's a antisocial torturer.
Jeff: That stalks his prey.
Raven: Abby has some. "SHADOWMIST... YOU HAVE TO INTRODUCE ALL YOUR PLAYED SIMS IN SIMS 4"
Me: *blushes* Uh... I'm going to Tartarus... See you guys in a week...! *starts to leave*
Jeff: *grabs me* You aren't getting away that easy. Show us it.
Me: *sighs* Okay. *goes and gets laptop* *comes back downstairs* *opens it up and opens sims 4* *gets to main menu* One thing before I start. Raven got into my sims game and screwed it up. So, some things are so freaking messed up and I don't want to restart the households cause I had so much progress. Get mad at her if you hate some of these things.
Raven: *giggles*
Me: *presses play* I dunno what to do first, so I'll show Death's house first. He lives in this very gothic house here. *starts playing that household* *is controlling Death's sim* *clicks on his relationships tab* As you can see, he has a very high romantic relationship with 96 percent of the girls in this town that are young adult or adult.
L.J: Of course he does. He's a
mothereffing player.
Me: *switches to traits* His traits are evil, romantic, and self assured. Then also in this house, we have Shafira. *switches to her and clicks on her relationships tab*She's a hermit. Her only relationships are Death and E.J.
Shafira: *sighs*
Me:*switches to traits* Her traits are evil, romantic, and perfectionist. And the only other sim in this house is E.J. *switches to him*
E.J: Why am I blue?!?! Am I a smurf or something?!?!
Me: *points to Raven* Her. Besides, there is no gray.
E.J: *eyeless glare at Raven* clicks on his relationships tab* Well, you have me, L.J, Jeff, and Shafira as friends and Death is your enemy. *switches to traits* His traits are evil, loner, and mean.
E.J: *slow clap* Thank you, you made me sound like a complete jerk.
Jeff: *mutters* You are an effing jerk.
Me: *switches to my household* Now to me. *clicks on my relationships tab* I'm not saying these... *switches to traits* My traits are evil, music lover, and creative. Now Raven. *clicks on her relationships tab* There are SO many. Not saying now. *switches to traits* Her traits are evil, active, and genius. And for Emily. *clicks on her relationships tab* Many as well. *switches to traits* Her traits are evil, creative, and genius.
Emily: MAD SCIENTIST! *laughs*
Me: *laughs* Deathsfire is... *clicks on her relationships tab* Woah. A lot. *switches to traits* Her traits are evil, outgoing, and cheerful. Now for the screwed-up household I'm dreading. *switches to household* *covers screen* Now, I need to explain this. Originally L.J and Jeff lived in different houses. But Raven moved them both in to this one house, and screwed them efffing up. *uncovers screen* I'll do traits first. Jeff first, *switches to his traits* His traits are evil, hot headed, and insane. L.J... *switches to traits* His are evil, goofball, and cheerful. Now for the relationships... RAVEN MESSED IT ALL UP!!! Originally, Jeff- *is interrupted*
Jeff: Wait, why is mine and L.J's names different?!?
Me: I was bored. Now, Jeff, L.J and I were friends in Sims.
L.J: I'm guessing where this is going...
Me: *Whips head around to glare at Raven* But now, the romantic relationship bars are to the max for me and Jeff, me and L.J, and... *long pause* Jeff and L.J.
Jeff and L.J: *glare at Raven* WE ARE NOT GAY! *go sit on opposite sides of the room*
Me: Death, will you get mad at Jeff, L.J and I if we make Raven pay for her crime?
Death: *grins evily, eyes psychotic* Make her suffer.
Raven: *eyes widen*
Me, L.J, and Jeff: *Start beating her up and torturing her*
Sally: 0-0
Ben: *covers her eyes*
(THIS SCENE CONTAINS VIOLENT CONTENT AND HAS BEEN DELETED DUE TO THE LAZINESS OF THE AUTHOR AND THE FACT SHE NEEDS TO SLEEP.)
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