Me: *walks in with Jeff, looking like and wearing the things in picture. 1/2 an inch taller than Jeff (usually 2 inches shorter)* Hello everyone I'm Syxri, also known as Fang. I'm one of Mystis aliases (aka personalities). (He literally became a boy atomically as well :3)
Jeff: *stares at Fang for a sec before taking hoodie off and giving him it* I want your jacket.
Me: Fine. *takes jacket off and hands him it before putting on the one Fang was given*
Grimm: First from @-Jean_Kirstein- (SHES MY IRL FRIEND I THINK SHE DIED) "Toby, I dare you to kiss Jeff"
Toby: Wait...whaaaaa????
Jeff: Really?
Toby: WHY?
Emily: SOMEONE SHIPS IT
Toby: IMMA GO BRUSH MEH TEETH I ATE WADDLES AND MALK MY BREATH STINKS *leaves*
Jeff: Well then.
Me: What are waddles that sounds f*ckinh gross
Emily: ITS WAFFLES HE MEANT WAFFLES WHY ARE YOU SO GRUMPY ARGH
Me: *tries to hand her cup* go get me more green tea
Emily: N-NO, YOU B-B-BAKA!! *runs to Ben* Hi senpai :)
Ben: 0.0 Hi.
Me: Well that happened.
Death: Why is Toby taking so long to brush his teeth...? *confused*
Toby: *walks in, grinning without his half mask* IM ALIVE AND HERE
Jeff: You know what, no. *leaves*
Me: COME BACK AND GET ME GREEN TEA
Jeff: *keeps walking*
Me: I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
Jeff: *sassily* I like being hit by you! *leaves officially*
Me: FAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK
Deathsfire: ILL GO GET HIM *runs off*
Death: *under his breath* She still exists???
Me: DEATH WILL YOU PLZ GET ME MORE GREEN TEA
Death: No, go get it yourself. You have legs, you can walk.
Me: GRIMMY!
Grimm: What?
Me: Can you get me more green tea? Please?
Grimm: I'm not going to because– wait, where did Satan go? •~•
Satan: *comes back in the room with my cup, which is full of green tea yee* *hands me it*
Me: *puts it down and hugs Satan* THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING THE NICE ONE HERE YOU'RE WONDERFUL
Satan: *smiles and walks back over to Grimm*
Jeff: *is dragged back into the room by Deathsfire* WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG?!? Or a better question- WHY AM I SO WEAK GODEMN
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