L.J: Thesmilingcat says: "Alright time to pick on Jeff! I dare jeff to dress up in a pink dress and high heels and walk down town in the middle of the street"
Jeff: GOD DANGIT *runs over to me* I need your high heel boots for this dare... Can I borrow them?!?!
Me: If you fit the boots, yes.
Sally: JEFF I HAVE A DRESS FOR YOU!!! *gives him a pink dress*
Jeff: *goes and changes into the clothes* *comes out of whatever room he changed in* (I have no idea for this XD)
Me: JEFFY-CHAN!! *runs up to him with a black jacket* Wear this! It will look better than your white one.
Jeff: Really, Misty?
Me: *puts the jacket on him and puts the hood on his head to hide the smile and his eyes* You look very chaud et méchant (hot and wicked XD)
Jeff: *smirks* I know what you mean.
Me: *smiles and kisses him before running off*
Jeff: *leaves to go do the dare*
*later*
Jeff: *comes in* TWENTY MILLION GUYS FLIRTED WITH ME. IT WAS THE SCARIEST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.
Me: *giggles*
Johnny: What made it so scary?
Jeff: *facepalm* It's hard to sound like a girl if you're a guy. *grins* Mr. Satan changed my voice temporarily then so I could actually talk to them.
L.J: You did the dare... you know, you can change clothes now...
Jeff: Wait... *looks down* *facepalm* Oh my god, I didn't realize... *speedwalks upstairs to go change clothes*
Me: He's so girly sometimes *XD*
E.J: Well, when you're listening to music, or you're really annoyed, you accidentally change your voice to sound like a guy. It's kinda creepy.
Everyone except me, E.J and Jeff: *agrees*
L.J: Thesmilingcat's second dare is: "*has skydoesminecrafts hat* BENN!!! LOOK AT MY HAT!"
Ben: OMG I WANT ONE I WANT ONE WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!?
Jeff: Look who's girly now!
Ben: Uh huh, you have long hair and your slender, like Jack Skellington... Effeminate...
Jeff: *pushes him against the wall and starts beating him up* Don't ever call me that again...
Me: Fight! Fight!
L.J: *is sorting candy and doesn't notice*
E.J: *doesn't see cause is deep in thought and isn't aware of what's going on around him*
Sally: *hugs her bear tighter*
*everyone else isn't in the room*
Death: *comes in* Jeff, why are you punching Ben in the face?
Jeff: *freezes and turns head around so he can see Death* Uhh...
Me: *explains everything* Ben's an idiot.
Death: Ben, I'm disappointed. *walks over to Ben and kneels down so he's about eye level to Ben* (Death is seven foot three) You thought of it like society does. Did you even think to realize that's how he wants to look? You judge him for appearing effeminate, but yet he doesn't judge you for looking like Link. Stop being so rude. *growls and stands up*
Ben: *O_O* I'm s-s-s-sorry...
L.J: Her third one is: "Ben, punch Jeff in the face!"
Death: He's not doing it. *makes tiny chains run across Ben's skin*
L.J: Her last one: "Jeff, your a moron...WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!?!??!?!"
Jeff: Listen to music and make idiot fangirls like you freaking go to sleep.
Me: You seem mad. *hugs him*
Jeff: Get off me.
Me: *grabs headphones and opens youtube, going to pewdiepie I put the headphones in the part there supposed to go on the phone* *hands him phone* Watch these videos until you're calm.
Jeff: K. *walks off*
L.J: AAAANNNNDDDD MAGICSOX. She says, "you get ANOTHER cruel dare, jeffy-poo! >:3 I dare you to fangirl over beiber. yes. the justin. if you dont, EAT HIM EJ!"
Jeff: NO.
E.J: You'll taste delicious...
Jeff: Hold on, I got something! *puts on the Pewdiepie video Justin Beiber Simulator 2014* *in high-pitched voice* OMG HIS VOICE IS SO AWESOME AND HES SO KAWAI- *in normal voice* I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE WAS THAT ENOUGH
Me: *laughs* Yes, Jeff. It was.
L.J: Abby has sent us a dare! "Jeff fangirl over AndyChrist!!! XDDD"
Jeff: That's easy! *just goes to google and looks up CombiChrist* OH MY GOD HES SO AWESOME AND JUST OH MY GOSH SOOO AAAAMMMMAZZIIIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!
Everyone in room: *laughing*
L.J: *between laughs* I wonder... How much.... of that was.... from.... Shadowmist....
Me: Oh my gosh.... *XD*
Raven: This is so awesome like seriously *laughing*
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