Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)

DUDE!

Me: if this is terrible I'm sorry I rushed a bit

Grimm: From FreckledOliver "I dare Lucifer to...meh... rape a tree"

Slender: *tentacles pop out and spread around Slendy menacingly* Don't you dare rape an Underworld tree.

Lucifer: I don't want to rape a tree. .-.

Satan and Death: DO IT MOTHERFVCKER

Grimm: .-.

Lucifer: I refuse.

Raven: Sally let's leave this is not a good conversation

Sally: Yeah. *leaves with her*

Death: It's a dare do it.

Lucifer: I am not raping a motherfucking tree!

Death: BUT ITS A DARE

Lucifer: I can refuse.

Death: Nope you can't. Also if you don't I'll trap you in a room with terrible music on full volume.

Lucifer: OKAY fiNE *storms off*

Satan: Yay! He's gone.

Grimm: From DWolftheorginal "I dare...the only thing I can think of is collaboration but I won't beg of that ^~^, okay so...I dare EJ to hand feed Jeff IDK I'm out of ideas '-'"

Jeff: NO I REFUSE

E.J: Wolfy why .-.

Jeff: EJ I WILL KICK YOU IF YOU EVEN TRY

E.J: K. .-.

Jeff: YOU WILL BE COVERED IN BRUISES

E.J: Death can I just not do this dare? I really don't want to hand feed him.

Death: Shure.

Grimm: second. "truth/question: who is the most bada$$? who is the biggest jerk? who is the most romantic?

Me: ME DUH

Grimm: No it's me who's more badass, motherfucking hell.

Me: *glares at Grimm* NAH I AM

Grimm: It's only you that thinks that way, egoistical motherfucker.

Me: *sassy snap* YOU SURE? CAUSE IM SURE NO ONE THINKS BADASS WHEN THEY THINK OF YOU. THATS JUST NOT A TRAIT YOU SEEM TO HAVE MOTHERFVCKER!

Grimm: Well I'm pretty sure I've never needed pills to keep from killing my entire realm.

Death: Can you guys pls,,...,..,..

Me: You really going there fvcker? You really going there?

Grimm: Yep. *fake smile lel*

Death: Pls stop

Me: At least I didn't banish a girl bc she was making my best friend jealous!

Grimm: THAT WAS ADMINS FAULT AND NOT EVEN TRULY CANON WTF

Death: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP GODD*MNIT

Me: -.-

Death: WE WILL CALL A TIE AND ASK THE READERS INSTEAD WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MORE BADASS

Grimm: K.

Death: and for who's most romantic it's me duh

Satan: The biggest jerk is E.J, or maybe Lucifer. Probably E.J though.

Grimm: third. "another Dare: I dare you to go through with all of Magic's dares 'n shiz."

Admin: *pops in* OKAY THX FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO FINISH THEM *leaves*

Grimm: Well then.

Satan: That includes the marriage one right?

Grimm: Yeah. :/

Satan: ;-; wai

Lucifer: *walks into the room* I hate you all.

Death: *smiling* I'm not the one who dared that, Luci.

Lucifer: *walks off*

Grimm: From @AnnaJordan8 "E.J. must be a talking cat for the rest of the book."

E.J: Really?

Death: I'll scale it down to 10 chapters.

E.J: *is transformed into a grey cat with white and black spots* Well then.

Grimm: Second. "I dare Sally to do the Harlem shake!"

Sally: But I'm really tired of that song.

Me: DO IT.

Sally: *cries and rolls around on the floor*

Death: *sighs* okay fine then don't -,-

Sally: OKAY SO LEAVE EVERYONE BUT ME TERRIBLE DARES BYE