MIST IS A FANGIRL. AND STRANGE.

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Raven: NONE OF THE PEOPLE READING THIS LIKE MIST AND JEFF *XD*

Me: *mutters* Duh. We're arseholes.

Jeff: Obviously, Raven. -_-

Me: *singing under my breath* Put me in the motorcade, put me into your Death Parades, dress me up and take me, dress me up and make me Death's dying doll...

Sally: Shut up, Misty!!

Me: *stops singing and switches song on phone* *after about a minute mutters in high, innocent voice* She can't see nothing, nothing at all, she can't see nothing, nothing at all. She can't see nothing, nothing at all, she can't see nothing, nothing at all.

Sally: *hands quickly cover her eyes* IM BLIND!! MIST BLINDED ME!!

Me: *laughs, first so high and innocent, then it slowly turns insane and evil*

Death: Shadowmist Nile! Unblind her!

Me: -.- *lets Sally see again*

Sally: I HATE YOU MIST!!

Me: Good! You should. That's what I was born to do.

Raven: First, Abby has a dare! "Mist, lock yourself somewhere or something like a princess from an old Disney movie. A guy has to come save you, getting past all the obstacles and traps you make :3

It can be multiple guys okai, and Death you don't count here. You could secretly be a girl lol (really it's because you're related 2 misty sorry)"

Me: You only gave me this dare because if Death's king, I'm a princess... *>:(* Anyway, *laughs* I will make this hard. You have to know things to get through. *smirks* I'll be... somewhere in the woods. *teleports away*

Emily: Since I'm not a guy, I can't do this!! *>:(* Darnit.

E.J: Not going.

Ben: She's nice and all, but I'm not going.

Johnny: I don't wanna go.

Masky: I feel it's not my place to go save her.

Hoody & Toby: Agreed.

L.J: I would go, but meh. I don't feel like it at the moment.

Everyone But Jeff: *looks at Jeff*

Jeff: *looks up from the burrito he's trying to eat and sees everyone staring at him* What? I'm sorry I'm making a mess! It's hard not to with a smile cut in your face.

E.J: *facepalm*

Ben: Were you even listening?

Jeff: I WAS CONCENTRATING ON NOT MAKING A MESS GUYS. WHY WOULD I BE WORRIED ABOUT WHATEVER YOU PEOPLE ARE SAYING?!?

L.J: ...Why are you so worried about making a mess...?

Jeff: BECAUSE I DONT WANNA LOOK LIKE A LITTLE KID WITH FOOD ALL OVER ME! *>:(*

E.J: Wow...

Raven: *facepalm* Would you like me to repeat the question?

Grimm: *walks in* IS ANYONE GONNA FREAKING SAVE MIST BECAUSE THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING

Me: *stumbles in* GRIMM SERIOUSLY I WAS JAMMING OUT TO SOME COMBICHRIST AND YOU FREAKING WANDERED OFF! LIKE THIS AINT WONDERLAND
DUDE, WE'RE KINDA MAGICALLY ATTACHED TO EACH OTHER!

Grimm: I know! :3

Jeff: ...Wut... .-.

Shree: *walks in* Yo, Rainbow, leave.

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