Me: Meow! :3
Emily: TIME FOR DARES AND MY SHIPS TO COME ALIVE
Everyone: 0-0
Grimm: Okay -.- From Abby... "Lucifer, since you're a meanie grapist, I dare you to kiss Death."
Death: *backs up onto the top part of the couch really quickly* OH NO NO THATS TORTURE *slides back down onto the couch cushions, relaxing* Just kidding, I'm perfectly fine with this sheit.
Lucifer: *crosses arms* I refuse to do this dare. -,-
Death: *walks up to him* Oh come on, Luci... *tries to tilt his head and pout in an adorable way XD*
Lucifer: *glare*
Death: *teasing* Oh come on, it's just a kiss, Luci...
Lucifer: *kisses him quickly and then walks off annoyed*
Death: Well then. *wipes his mouth with the back of his hand*
"Satan I dare you to put on a blonde wig and pretend to be "Natasha" and flirt the hell outta Grimm."
Satan: WHY OUT OF ALL NAMES NATASHA '-'
Death:*shrugs*
Emily: I like how you're actually okay with this. :3
Satan: Because she didn't ask me to flirt with Grimm specifically....
Falila: *runs in* I HEARD EVERYTHANG I WANNA HELP *drags Satan off, despite his protests XD*
Grimm: Well then...
*15 mins later*
Falila: *comes back* I CANT DO IT SATANS A MEANIE >:(
Grimm: Well uh...
Satan: *walks in with pretty girl hair and makeup XDDD* Can I not do this dare now?
Falila: You have to, you... *growls*
Satan: Well I'm extremely awkward and I don't wanna do this... *starts mumbling*
Falila: JUST DO IT *pushes him into Grimm*
Satan: *tenses up & freezes* *trying not to hyperventilate*
Grimm: Yeah, we're not doing this dare. *pulls Satan out of the room*
Emily: FAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK *falls on the floor & cries*
*an hour later*
Me: *fell asleep XD*
Emily; *still crying and spitting and stuff XD*
Ben and Jeff: *went to go play video games*
Death: *left to go chase his cat around*
Grimm & Satan: *walk back into the room*
Me: *wakes up and sits :3*
Satan: I'm okay now... *looks at Emily concerned* Why are you crying?
Emily: My ship... I wanted to see it sail... Then again it probably still did *runs off to go clean her face off*
Grimm: -.- Really?
Deathsfire: *magically summons everyone who's not there except Em*
Emily: *walks back in, her face looking normal again*
Grimm: *sighs* Second. "Grimm and Satan, I dare you to get married,"
Grimm: You ship it too?!? Holy hell Magic wow 0-0
Me: READ THE REST
Grimm: "BUT YOU CAN GET DIVORCED ANYTIME YOU PLEASE," Ohhhh... Okay. "Satan has to be the bride, so wear a nice dress, Grimm (OF COURSE) the one who wears the pants,"
Emily: STOP STOP REAL QUICK ME AND MISTY HAVE TO TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO LAUGH
Me and Emily: *laughing*
Grimm and Satan: *Really, really confused*
Grimm: *thinks for a second and realizes* Oh, oh... *laughs*
Satan: I still don't get it... 0_0
Grimm: *looks at Satan and chuckles* *quietly* Of course you don't.
Satan: Gahh ;-;
Grimm: "and instead of kissing... Do a fist bump." *claps*
Grimm: "AND MAKE UP VOWS. MAKE THEM FUNNY." GAHH ITS GONNA SO LONG .-.
Me: DONT WORRY DUDE IM DEDICATING A WHOLLLEEEE CHAPTER TO IT ^-^
Grimm: Oh okay.
Sally: That all the dares?
Toby: YEEEEEEEP :D *cartwheels away with waffles*
Emily: *follows him, cartwheeling as well*
Death: Why are they cartwheeling dafuq :-/
Me: It's just a random thing Admin made up bc whenever Admin didn't know what to do in one roleplay they were in, they would just make Emily cartwheel by and say somethings dumb bc she's Emily.
Death: Oh.
Sally: Well, okay then. Leave everyone but me terrible dares! ^.^
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Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)
FanfictionThe title tells all, obviously.
