Sally: WELCOME BACK ALL YOU READERS!! :3
Me: Shut up you're ruining my research slash random internet searching.
Sally: What are you even researching?
Me: Something.
Sally: *sigh*
Emily: Abby says: "EVERYONE BUT EMILY AND MISTY MUST BE MEAN, RUDE AND JUST COMPLETELY AWFUL TO JEFF FOR A MONTH. THIS INCLUDES THE READERS XDD"
Shafira: You're expecting me to be mean to Jeff? Really?!?
Death: Imma go take some drugs so I can actually do this dare. *gets up and leaves*
Shafira: *speedwalks after him* Shadow Lynn Death, you come back here!
Ruvik: Can I just ignore Jeff?
Shree: IM NOT DOING THIS *BLEEP*! *leaves LIKE A BOSS*
L.J: Not doing this! *grabs a large bag of gummy bears and gives them to Jeff* *quickly says* They're not poisoned, I promise. *leaves*
Jeff: *grins* Yay! I got candy from L.J! A big bag of it too!
Me: That's crazy. *:O*
Jeff: And its gummy bears... *:3*
Emily: Can I have some? Please?
Jeff: *gives her half of one*
Emily: *eats it while glaring at him*
Raven: From-
Emily: NO! I AM DOING IT!!! From Dwolftheorginal: "i Dare everyone who wears a mask to swap masks with someone else for until Valentine's Day"
Masky: *go finds that guy from The Purge with the mask that has God written on his mask* *shoots him with a tranquilizer dart* *switches their masks* *comes back*
Eyeless Jack: *trades his mask with Guy Fawkes (the Anarchy mask)*
Emily: Second: "question: In the nicest way possible, what do you guys TRUELY think of Justin Beiber, Kanye West, And Sam Pepper?
remember: Be. Nice."
Raven: Let's start with Justin Beiber. I think he's uhh... done some very stupid things in his life, and I have no respect for him. Anyone else have a different opinion?
*room est silente*
Jeff: Uhh... I don't know who Kanye West is. I just know he's married to Kim Kardashian.
Me: Sam Pepper est a perv. Anyone else have another opinion on him?
Emily: He est sexist. Oh, and "est" is the only French word I know and it means "is".
Deathsfire: I hate him, he's such a disgusting perv and he's kinda sexist. That's as nice as I'm getting.
Raven: From Magicsox. We forgot to do this last chapter, sorry! :-: "I dare all of yall to have a tea party for sally. when in doubt, pinky out."
*Shree and L.J were dragged back for the dare*
Sally: Yay! Can someone please make it look more like a tea party? And in my style, please?
Ruvik: *uses ability to teleport us all inside a world created by Sally's brain*
Sally: *sitting on a pink throne without a part for her back* *in the hole of a donut-shaped white table, with gold chairs* Oh, and can someone please make everyone look more dressed for this party? It's formal, by the way. And Jeff has to have lots of glitter and pink on his outfit! L.J needs to have rainbows on his, and Shree needs a pink mohawk!
Ruvik: I'm not a miracle worker.
Grimm: Really, Sally? Why can't we just get this over with?!
Ben: *singing terribly* Come as you are, as a friend, as I've know you to be!!
Me and Emily: *holding back giggles*
Sally: *closes her eyes*
*after a few seconds, almost everyone's outfit has changed*
Ben: *sighs in relief* Good, I didn't become a leprechaun. *outfit has not changed*
Me & Emily: *trying to hold back laughter*
Shree: Is my mohawk pink? -,-
Jeff: Yes. And sadly I've been forced to wear this pink, glittery tuxedo. -,-
L.J: *sees he has turned rainbow again* *makes this odd noise, looking at his rainbow clothes in panic*
Me: *looks like Steampunk Alice from Alice: Madness Returns* This isn't Wonderland...
Grimm: *looks like the Mad Hatter, except his hair is its regular long, black style* Then why am I here? *smirks*
Me: *giggles and hugs him*
Emily: *her black dress is now corseted and has red lace on it* *has a large, red bow on a headband in her hair and behind it, her hair is teased like the picture* C-can I have a mirror?
Sally: *hands her pink mirror*
Emily: *touching her hair in shock* *says something in Japanese and hands the mirror back*
*everyone else has no outfit change*
Sally: Darnit! It didn't work correctly!
Death: Uh... What were you going to do?
Sally: Everyone's outfit was supposed to change!
*later, after tea party and when everyone is restored to normal*
L.J: *is still freaking out*
Jeff: You can stop now, you're not rainbow anymore -,-
L.J: *slaps Jeff*
Death: There's no more dares... right?
Sally: *nods* LEAVE EVERYONE BUT ME TERRIBLE DARES!! ESPECIALLY JEFFERY WOODS!! :D
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