Death: Aaaaaannnd Shadowmist is a procrastinator.
Me: ITS CALLED FORGETTING OKAI DEATH!!! AND I WAS VERY BUSY!!!*glares at him*
Death: Okay, okay... Was there any reason for you to yell though?
Me: YES THERE WAS!!!
Death: *sigh* Let's just move on. The winner of the last Challenge was group 4.
Me: BUT I HUGGED RUVIK AND MADE HIM MY FRAND!!!
Ruvik: Why did you have to bring me here? *-_-*
Me: BECAUSE IM AWESOME. BE QUIET.
Jeff: But you got the rest of us "killed".
Me: *pewdiepie voice* I DONT CAAAARRRRRREEEEE!!!
Death: *monotone voice* ...Today's challenge is... "CORPSE PARTY/CATACOMBS (THE ONE UNDER DEATH'S CASTLE OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED) CHALLENGE. MEANING OF THAT IS IT WILL BE CORPSE PARTY STYLE, BUT ITS IN THE CATACOMBS! THE WINNER IS WHOEVER MAKES IT OUT ALIVE!!! OH, AND INSTEAD OF THE GHOSTS, ITS DEMONS CHASING YOU!!! *laughs evilly*"
Me: Well, I know the entire Catacombs like the back of my hand. And I'm good at tricking demons to obey me.
L.J: *looking a little frightened* (he's a demon)
Me: *sees L.J* Don't worry, I usually only do it on demons like E.J and stuff.
E.J: What the fudge...
Claire: *looks up from phone* Are we ever going to leave? Like, oh my god, I've been waiting like, FOREVER.
Death: *eye roll* In a second, hold on... *mutters* I can't wait until the last challenge...
Me: Tick tock.... Tick tock....
Death: NOW go.
*all groups are teleported to the Catacombs*
GROUP ONE
Me: *high voice* This is funnn!!!
Jeff: *eye roll* You're so freaking annoying...
L.J: I agree...
Me: *turns around, angry* I'm about to shove my knives down your throats.
Jeff: Oh, look, the kitty's mad... *smirks*
Me: Hold on, lemme sharpen these knives. *glares at them and pulls out a knife from a hidden pocket in the thigh area of her black pants*
Emily: Will you idiot guys stop it? She's the only person who can convince the demons to leave us alone!
L.J: Have you forgotten I am a demon?
Emily: Yeah, they're not going to let one of their own kind boss them around.
L.J: Oh yeah...
GROUP TWO:
Raven: I think I can imitate Death... I think.
Deathsfire: You better, arschloch!
Raven: Hey! Don't cuss!
Deathsfire: Sorry.
Raven: *after a few minutes, turns into Death* Test... YESSS!!!
Ticci Toby: Whoa.
GROUP THREE:
Scourge: Demons are easy... They are idiots...
Demon: *crawls up* (he/she/it walks like an animal) Hey, wanna play a game?
Scourge: I have an order from Master.
Demon: M-m-master?
Scourge: Yes, he ordered that you not kill us.
Demon: B-but he said to kill anyone who comes here...
Scourge: Are you going to get Master mad by killing his cat?
Lokira: Who the hell is this "Master"? He sounds boring.
Demon: Oh... You have made a grave mistake. Master will approve of this. *smirks and pounces on her, trying to rip her flesh away from her bones*
GROUP FOUR
E.J: You forgot, Alice, that I am as in control of the demons as Death.
Alice: *unconvinced* Uh huh.
Demon: *sees E.J* *bows its head*
E.J: See? They'll obey my every command if it's not against Death.
Alice: You sound like Morpheus or the Caterpillar or something.
E.J: *to the demon* Get your friends and kill her.
Chessie: (he's in human form) I won't let you.
Demon: Oh, yes, you will.
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