Raven: Hello people! We have a few dares and a question! from DWolftheorginal: "E.J. has to eat nothing but candy until halloween, where he has to eat EVERYONE'S candy (except Sally's :3)"
E.J: But I can't eat candy...
Death: The dare has been removed because E.J can't eat candy. He can only eat meat, idiots. *-_-*
Raven: Second, a question! "What do you guys value more than life? (Death doesnt have to answer this question.)"
Deathsfire: Everything. Living, existing... By itself it's nothing, it's everything that you experience that makes things awesome or horrible or whatever.
Ben: NOTHING, BECAUSE VIDEO GAMES ARE MY LIFE.
L.J: Well, if I could die, I would say candy.
E.J: Myself.
Sally: My bear... and all these awesome people that make my afterlife awesome. *smiles*
Emily: MY CATS.
Raven: My pack. (She's a shapeshifter okay just to clear that up)
Johnny: I DONT KNOW...
Shafira: Umm... Can I just not say?
Squee: Uh...
Masky: Not sure, really.
Hoody: Me neither.
Ticci Toby: I won't say.
Me: *siri voice* My powers and my master. *back to regular* I'm just kidding, I value my friends and food more than life, because if I don't value food more than my life, I'm going to die. I went super hungry for like two months... You don't know how it is to love food because you didn't get it for two months because your dad is horrible and evil and hates you. *glares at Death*
Death: Mist, I do not hate you and I never hated you. But you ate all my food in like three days.
Me: WHATEVER.
Jeff: I value killing more than life. Done.
Raven: Third. "Jeff has to give up killing for two months, and MAYBE i won't steal his knife....maybe...."
*five seconds have passed*
Jeff: *eye twitch*
*ten seconds have passed*
Jeff: *twitches again*
*fifteen seconds have passed*
Jeff: *twitches*
*twenty seconds have passed*
Jeff: *twitches again*
*thirty seconds have passed*
Jeff: I CAN'T DO THIS. *leaves to go to Tartarus*
Raven: Fourth and last... "Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Jeff, Death, and Slender have to line up, dress AND dance like the Rockettes!"
Death: No. *leaves*
Slender: *translated by Masky into English* I'm not doing it.
L.J: NO. *leaves*
E.J: I'VE SUFFERED TOO MUCH ALREADY. *leaves*
Raven: GET JEFF BACK HERE, SOMEONE!!
Me: *goes and gets him*
Raven: Okay. TheSmilingCat has a dare! "Jeff, Jeff, JEFF!!!! I dare you to kiss Shadowmist"
Jeff: Thats easy. *kisses me*
Me: *smiles* Hi fangirls don't attack me!
Raven: And our last one of the day is from Abby! "MIST SING THE SLENDERHUG SONG :D
Me: *laughs* Okay.
"Slender Man, Slender Man, all he wants is a hug
Slender Man, Slender Man, why won't anyone give him a hug?
Slender Man, Slender Man, he just wants an effing hug
Slender Man, Slender Man, why do they all have to die?
Slender Man, Slender Man, his branching arms are made for hugging
Slender Man, Slender Man, they all die, it's so depressing
Slender Man, Slender Man, they all run, don't say goodbye
Slender Man, Slender Man, why do they all have to die?
why do they all have to die?
why do they all have to die?
why do they all have to die?
why do they all have to die?
Slender Man, Slender Man, sometimes hums a lonely drone
Slender Man, Slender Man, he will wander around your home
Slender Man, Slender Man, should he hold a "Free Hugs" sign?
Slender Man, Slender Man... No, they only run and hide
Slender Man, Slender Man, Why can't he hug them so?
Slender Man, Slender Man, why, why why must they all die?"
Everyone but Slendy: *laughing*
Me: The song was inspired by Mewtwomew, because she said he blew off his face with a old blow dryer after his pink bedazzled one broke, and also he only wants hugs.
Slendy: *translated by Masky* I do want a hug...
Sally: *hugs him* YOU ARE HUGGED!
Slendy: *translated by Masky* Thank you, Sally.
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