Raven: WE HAVE DARES AND QUESTIONS!! FROM DWOLDFTHEORIGINAL, "i dare jeff to...hmm..for once im stumped... I guess go outside with E.j. and..i dunno...kill some stuff i guess. OH I GOT IT! Bring me an offering. Im pretty sure my pack isnt far from ya'll cause ive herd many reports of a blue masked boy and a "goth clown" wandering by. Omega's words not mine!
Have fun trying to find my favorite offering! btw, bring me something i hate and penalty is cruel and unusual dares. Good luck!!!!"
E.J: IM NOT A BOY!! I AM, AT THE LEAST, FIVE HUNDRED YEARS OLD!!!!
Me: I am hoping she meant gender-wise and not age-wise now...
Jeff: IM BRINGING HER A ZOMBIE!!! *:D*
E.J: Obviously you want to be tortured... You go, I'll stay here and watch.
Jeff: Okay. *grabs my arm* YOURE COMING WITH ME, MISTEH!!! *pulls me out door*
*hours later, me and Jeff come back*
Jeff: OH MY GOD THAT WAS HARD.
Me: We became zambie killers when they kept coming. BUUUUUUT, WE BROUGHT OUR ZAMBIE OFFERING.
Jeff: NEVER AGAIN.
Raven: From Magicsox: "just fa u jeff, I DARE YOU TO WALK IN SLOW MOTION WITH AN EXPLOSION BEHIND YOU LIKE A BADA**!!"
Jeff: EASY!!! *walks in slow motion*
*awesome explosion occurs behind him*
*hours later*
Death: NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS BACK IN PLACE AND STUFF, WE CAN NOW GET BACK TO THE ASK AND DARE... STUFF.
Raven: *laughs* From Abby, "L.J AND JEFF YOU ARE CHAINED TOGETHER LIKE LIGHT YAGAMI AND L!!! YOU CANNOT HAVE ANYONE BREAK THE CHAINS OR BREAK THEM :D IT LASTS UNTIL I SAY IT STOPS!!!"
Jeff: REALLY?!?
Sally: *steals L.J's candy and runs to other side of room and stands there, smirking* (she's in a corner btw)
L.J: GIVE ME BACK MY CANDY!!! *starts walking/speedwalking/running over to the other side of room*
Jeff: *being unwillingly dragged* *plops down* You are not dragging me.
Sally: *pops a candy corn into her mouth, smirking*
L.J: NUUUU!!! *tries to walk further but is stuck* JEFF... SERIOUSLY!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EFFING SIT DOWN?!?! SHES EATING MEH CANDYYYYY!!
Jeff: *smirks* I'm not moving.
L.J: THEN ILL MAKE YOU MOVE!!! *wraps his arms around jeff's chest and picks him up and carries him over to Sally* *Drops Jeff and grabs candy from Sally*
Sally: *glares at L.J*
Jeff: OW MY EFFING TAILBONE!
*>:(* THAT FREAKING HURTS LIKE WHO WAS THE IDIOT WHO DECIDED THERE SHOULD BE STONE FLOORS IN THIS ROOM OWWW
Death: Did you just call me an idiot?
Jeff: Sorry... *:/*
Raven: Second one. "SHADOWMIST TELL US EVERYONE'S HEIGHT AND TELL US WHAT THEY ARE TO YOU IN NATURE OR WHATEVER. (What they are cannot be true) OH AND ITS IN FEET AND INCHES!! THE U.S SYSTEM!!! OH, AND ONLY CPS AND DEATH YOU CAN DO."
Me: That's easy! Ben is 5'2, and Legolas' son. Legolas fell in love with a hobbit and impregnated her, and then left her! That's why Ben's so short!! *:D*
Ben: I AM NOT SHORT!! YOU PEOPLE ARE EFFING TALL!!! *>:(*
Emily: I'm 5'6... I'm not tall compared to the rest of you people... Except Ben and Sally.
Me: Well, Emily is a... Cat?
Emily: THANK YOU!! *:D*
Me: Laughing Jack is 6'4, and he is a monkey because he has super long arms.
L.J: I CANT HELP IT!!! *>:(*
Me: *ignoring him lol* Slendy is around 8 feet but can change height.
He is a tree. Death is 7'3 at usual height, and is a... Night elf? I dunno man, I dunno.
Ben: *being the nerd he is* HE CANT BE BECAUSE BOTH DRANEI AND WORGEN ARE TALLER THAN NIGHT ELVES!
Me: *laughs* Yeah... I guess I'll say dranei, because I can better imagine him looking like a weird satyr thing with tentacles and blue skin, then a very furry worgen that hops like a bunny when it's on 4 feet.
Ben: I know... Like, seriously, World of Warcraft... DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW HUMILIATING THAT IS?!?!?!
Jeff: *Laughs* And we got the nerds ranting.
Me: *picks up bowling ball* I will throw this at you if you don't shut up, And it will hurt. SEVERELY.
Jeff: *sits there, not moving except for breathing*
Me: Okay... Sally is 4'8, and a... Mouse....?
Sally: That one sounded hard.
Me: *sighs* Shafira is 6'9, and Maleficent. Johnny is 5'9, and a crazy spork.
Jeff: Why a crazy spork?
Me: Read the books! Anyways, Jeff is 6'2 and Happy Noodle Boy.
Jeff: DA FUDGE? O_o
Me: Johnny can tell you... And E.J is the cannibal from Outlast: Whistleblower. THATS ALL!! *bows*
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