Johnny: We have daresies and questions! first, TheRandomHufflepuff. "-is now a badger- do any of you like Harry Potter?"
Me: I do... *awkward hand raise*
Raven: Phew! I thought I was the only nerd...
Johnny: her other one is: "Oh and now that smile dog is here, what kind of dog are you?"
Smile: Husky... *-_-*
Johnny: from Dwolftheoriginal. "cant wait to see my dare go through! also, i was wandering is u guys read C.P. fanfics n stuff and what ur thoughts in them are?"
Me: I do. They annoy me. They can't do it right.
Jeff: Explain it.
Me: Well, with Jeff... he, in their stories is always too human... Like, he can be human, but he is a psycho. Ben is not a crackhead. Sally is a smart girl.
Sally: *smiles* Thanks Misty.
Me: Laughing Jack does not laugh every fiver seconds. I know his name has laughing in it, but he doesn't laugh at everything. Like, he has other emotions, dude.
L.J: *facepalm* Apparently these people do not understand. *crosses arms* I AM A BLACK RAINBOW!
Me: *smiles* Slender is always the boss. There is always the Slender Mansion. Everyone is always happy. Jeff and Ben are always friends. Eyeless Jack is always a jerk.
L.J: Sometimes he is. But not usually.
Me: L.J is always annoying.
Jeff: He's only annoying 10 percent of the time.
Johnny: Don't you mean 100 percent of the time?
Jeff: No.
Johnny: Than we cant be friends.
Jeff: *puts hand up* Don't tell me how to talk or how to live my life.
Me: That's all I got.
Johnny: Abby wants to know: "WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONG"
Sally: Hello Kitty by Avril Lavgine.
Jeff: Seriously?
Sally: ITS AN AWESOME SONG SHUT YOUR MOUTH HOLE.
Me: JaKO by ohGr, Video Kid by The Birthday Massacre, Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson, the album Holy Wood bty Marilyn Manson, the album Everybody Hates You by CombiChrist, and Happy Birthday by The Birthday Massacre. Oh, and Disease by Ayria and the album A Violent Emotion by Aesthetic Perfection.
L.J: My Monkey and Dope Hat. Both are by Marilyn Manson.
E.J: Uhh....... Can't think of one at the moment.
Death: I have too many...
Ticci Toby: This isn't really a song.. but I like Firestar Doesn't Like Waffles.
Masky: I DONT KNOW!!!
Hoody: I don't know either.
Laughing Jack: Oh, and I like Golden Age Of Grotesque by Marilyn Manson.
Me: And I also like PostHuman by Marilyn manson. But I have so much that I'll just say I've got too many.
Alice: Don't have one.
Smile: Me either.
Slender: *does not have a favorite song*
Jeff: I have a billion.
Ben: BRAIN BYPASS!!!!!!! It's by Combichrist.
Raven: Got a lot.
Deathsfire: Same!
Emily: Gwar. Slipknot. KoRn. End Of discusssion.
Johnny: Don't got one. Anyway, next from abby. "DEATH ARE YOU THE KING IN THE BLACK LIMOUSINE?!?"
Death: *grins* Maybe.
Sally: We got any more? I really wanna do this dress up thing!
Ben: Sally, will you please excuse me from doing it?
Sally: Sure. You, Slendy, and Death don't have to do it. Jeff, you do.
Jeff: No I don't.
Death: *smiles* The Grim Reaper says you have to.
Jeff: I HATE YOU PEOPLE.
Sally: So, there are thirteen rounds at the max! First round... Dress up like... *thinks* DRESS UP LIKE VEGGIES!!
Emily: IS THERE ANY BLACK VEGETABLES?!?!
Me; There's olives...
Jeff: *on Google lol* THIS IS HARD.
Sally: Well, Magicsox told me I should do a round with that.
Me: WHY DIDN'T YOU DO CHEERLEADERS OR SOMETHING?!?!?!
Sally: Since you people are so whiny.. I'll do something easy. *thinks* Vampire.
Emily: UGHHHHH...... I DON"T WANNA SERVE NYX AND SELENE OKAY!!!!
L.J: YOU PEOPLE.
Johnny: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?? IM DISQUAILIFYING MYSELF.
L.J: Me too.
Sally: Go to Tartarus, we don't care about you two now. Oh, Masky and Hoody, leave too. *waves and somehow uses the force to push them out the door*
Me: Yay!
Everyone involved in game: *goes to rooms to change*
Me: *comes out of room* *looks like pic of woman*
Jeff: *comes out of room* *looks like the dude in picture, but with a slit mouth and 3 million times paler*
Emily: *comes out of room* *Has fangs and more exaggrated makeup, but otherwise didn't do much* Woah. I feel so lazy.
Sally: Ben, how were we doing the point system again?
Ben: *facepalm* Everyone who isn't in the game votes on a scale of one to ten, and whoever gets the most points by the end of the game wins.. I think that's what you told me earlier.
Jeff: What in the name of Tartarus are we even winning?!?!
Sally: Jeff , if you win, you get a knife. If Mist wins, she gets umm.. What do you want?
Me: *thinks* I want another large black birdcage. You know, the ones that are large enough to sit in?
Jeff: Why do you want one?
Me: Oh, if I want to sit in it.. Or for torturing people... A container so they can't get away.
Sally: Okay... So Emily, you want a guitar, right?
Emily: Yeah, an electric one. Black preferred.
Sally: Okay! Now, uh, this voting thing. *totally not sure how to do it*
Magicsox: *comees to help Sally* I was thinking sally picks 1 person each round who looses.
Sally: So person with the lowest points will get disqualified. This will be short.
Emily: I know I'm out... *sighs*
*the voting process happens*
(Jeff- 49
Mist- 49
Emily- 46)
Emily I AM TOO LAZY FOR THIS.
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