Ask The CreepyPastas (updated like... never.)

SHORT!!

Raven: We have questions!! From DWolftheorginal "OHOHOHOH!! i have a few questions: Sally, can you come trick or treating with me and my so called "Pack", i honestly need someone to talk to."

Sally: SURE!!!

Raven: Second. "Eyeless Jack, if you come and kill me, could you take anything BUT my heart? I kinda value that thing alot..."

E.J: But that's the best part!!!! *sighs*

Raven: Third and final. "I dont understand why people ship Toby and Clockwork, can someone please explain?"

Ben: I don't really know! It's like Slenderman x Anyone!!! IT MAKES NO SENSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Raven: From Abby: "Jeff and Shadowmist, if you two were forced to marry each other and you couldn't divorce, what would you do?"

Jeff: I don't really know...

Me: Grab the Devil's blade and stick it straight into my chest because I have a problem with that. I'm nobody's love slave!

Raven: Her second and last is: "Jeff... I have something to ask you. By the way, the "her" is Shadowmist. Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet treu ihr sein für alle Tage?"

Jeff: Nien!

Sally: Uh... translate that.

Deathsfire: *to Jeff* Will you until death do you part, be faithful to her for all days?

Jeff: No!

Me: That was actually a verse from "Du Hast" by Rammstein. *smiles*