Memories-Omnibus

Chapter 67

Wayne Manor January 22nd 18:00
Bruce and Selina were just leaving for their date and Alfred was visiting family in England so Damian and Jon had volunteered to babysit Helena for the night

"Hello Helena ready for big bro Damian me to take care of you" Jon asked

"Jjjj" is all she said

"She's trying to say Jon" Damian said

"Or she's just making sounds" Jon said

"And I finally figured out a name for you, yes I did" Damian said to Helena

"What is the name" Jon asked

"I'm going to give her the nickname Hell" Damian said

"Your not calling your sister Hell" Jon said

"I think I will" Damian said

"What time has she to be asleep by" Jon asked

"Selena said half seven at the latest" Damian replied

"So we have an hour and half to tire you out" Jon said in a baby voice

"Or she'll tire us out, she is a Wayne after all and we don't sleep" Damian said

"So what she we do first" Jon asked Helena

"Maybe wait till I can speak to ask a question" Damian said in a baby voice

"That's not funny, leave the jokes to me you go be serious and brooding" Jon said

"I thought it was hilarious" Damian said

"Well it wasn't" Jon said smacking him

Helena laughed at Jon smacking Damian

"Look what you did, now she has a liking to violence" Damian said

"That was going to happen anyway" Jon said

"I know what we can play"Damian said

"What" Jon asked

"With her new favourite toy that her two favourite people got her" Damian said going through her closet looking for something

"Dami what are you looking for" Jon asked

"This" Damian said pulling out a toy keyboard

"I forgot we got her that" Jon said

"Well I didn't, Helena play a song" Damian said

"Don't be so demanding she's a baby" Jon said

Helena start smashing the notes on the keyboard not making any nice sounds at all

"This is torture" Jon said

"Don't destroy her self confidence" Damian said

"So are just going to leave her with that" Jon asked

"Yes we are, no would you care for a dance" Damian asked

"A dance to this" Jon asked

"Just stand up" Damian said

They started dancing to Helena playing all the notes at once which caused the baby to laugh

"Okay I think it's time to put the keyboard away and go to bed" Damian said

"Here's mr.doggy coming to say Goodnight, 'goodnight Helena'" Jon said in a bad British accent

"That was appalling, Hell if you need help just scream the Manor down we will be next door" Damian said