Goku X Vegeta Oneshots

A Puppetshow

"Babe! You seen the oven mitts?" I stir the eggs and flour together, the oven beeping to signify that it has reached its preheated temperature. Silence. Huh, that's strange. I could've sworn he was right behind-

I turn, seeing my childish mate with the mitts on his hands. I indulge him, watching as he does a poor reenactment of the day he asked me to marry him.

"Stupid. I was looking for those." I chuckle, shaking my head. I only snatch them back after he makes 'us' kiss.

He is such a dork...