Oooooh! Shiny

Part 18: Blaine is A old Fool so welcome the new gym leader

-Blaine the fool-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" the old fire trainer screamed, running into his Volcano lair...gym...fine, it's a lair.

"Get back here you old pervert!" Lorelei screamed, the elite four and the fucking champion having shown up when some kid arrived to battle him.

"I'm not a pervert!" he protested as he tried to get to his safe place. Looking at pictures was completely natural, and they could prove nothing!

"You made the secret entrance to your gym in the women's side of the hot springs!"

"...That proves nothing!"

"Kick his ass Ash!" a blonde girl travelling with the new trainer shouted, she and her sister wearing enticingly skimpy scientist outfits.

"He looked up our skirts!" said sister shouted in agreement.

"WHAT?!" 'Ash' roared, "Gyarados, sick him!" a loud roar filled the volcano as a titanic Gyarados began barreling towards him, ripping open the tunnel as he finally got to his gym platform as the eight people burst in behind him. "I came for a badge but now I'll kick your ass old man!" the kid next to Bruno looked pissed as he stood on the shiny Gyarados.

"Kick his ass son." Bruno shouted, "I'll be here with my future daughters' in law." The other elite four and champion cheered.

"You want a battle?" Blaine smirked at the chance to take down the cocky little shit, knowing the field wasn't big enough for that giant brute Gyarados. "Rhydon, Ninetails, Magmar!"

"That's not even a fire type!" Bruno complained before the kid sent out the same Pokémon...only bigger...and shiny.

"HOW DO YOU HAVE A SHINY NINETIALS?!" Blaine had spent thirty years looking for one damnit!

"Woke up to find her as a shiny Vulpix napping on my belly." Ash laughed happily as the Ninetails trilled smugly. "Now you lot, this old bastard has been cheating the league Dad works for, has committed tax evasion, and LOOKED UP THE GIRLS' SKIRTS!" the smug shinnies are now angry shinnies.

"Meep." Blaine gulps.

Shiny Rhydon roars and charges, picking up his Rhydon and supplexing him into the floor.

Shiny Ninetails charged a giant ball of energy before swallowing it and breathing a laser that blasted his Ninetails into a wall.

Shiny Magmar grabbed his magmar's tail and began swinging him repeatedly into the ground.

"Winner!" Lance declared eagerly, grabbing the kid's wrist and holding it aloft.

"Now come on pervert, prison time for you." The kid grabbed his ankle and pulled as Blaine hit the ground, bouncing as he was drug out of his volcano, into town, and to the police station. Blaine cried tears as the locals jeered at him and threw rotten cabbages. What did he do to deserve this?!

-Ariana: attempt the second-

Seeing her target dragging the Gym Leader Blaine off to prison, where he had already deposited Proton and Petrel, Ariana began formulating a new plan. Seeing all the elite four, apart from Bruno, and the champion leave the island she followed the group into the police office. "Hello Ash." She smiled seductively at him, giving the sisters a nod of grudging respect.

"Ariana!" Ash ran over and hugged her happily, actually lifting her off the ground. The Sisters, coming over to shake her hand, "It's good to see you. I won m seventh badge." He showed off the badges with a grin, "And I caught this old pervert." He gave a kick to Blaine who was covered in bumps, bruises, and rotten cabbage as the police began dragging him off.

"That's great Ash." She smiled, leaning forward to kiss his cheek and leaving a bright cheery red kiss mark, "A hero's reward." She teased, smirking at the sisters who narrowed their eyes at the challenge. "But who will be the city's gym leader now?" this was directed in part to Ash but also in part to Bruno, knowing that information early would be a good thing for her boss.

"You could do it." Ash looked like he had gotten the best idea of all time, "I saw you battle on the cruise and you're awesome!"

"Lance did leave me in charge of finding a new Gym Leader." Bruno mused, "Impress me with some battles and you can have the job." Apparently Ash's opinion was most of the resume she needed with this guy.

"Battle?" a cop looked up like an excited five-year-old.

"Battle!" the call began to echo throughout the precinct as everyone, but the main Jenny began cheering for a battle like a bunch of toddlers.

"I'll battel you." Said main Jenny offers, sending out a pair of Growlithe.

"Go Salazzle, Seviper!" she sent out her two favorite Pokémon who nuzzled Ash happily, her target having managed to bond with them on the cruise ship. "Girls, we win impress Ash's dad we get made Gym leader."

"Begin!" said dad called. Instantly, Seviper shot towards Growlithe one, dancing around and striking with poison tails. Salazzle used trickery and poison to take out Growlithe two. It was over in under a minute as Jenny was left gaping while Ash and the sisters cheered her on. It...admittedly felt good to see the trio rooting for her.

"I think I've seen enough." Bruno laughed, giving her a thumb's up and his teeth sparkling, Ash standing by his dad to copy the stance, "Welcome to the league Gym leader."

"Tonight, we all celebrate." Amy promised her, "Tomorrow, the three of us are off to Viridian for Ash's last badge."

"Hoorah!"