-Gary Oak, Kanto's most annoying jail worm-
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggh!" Gary groaned from his new table. The girls he had tried to woo before weren't worthy of his presence if they still thought some loser like Ash Ketchum was some sort of prize. Who cared if that loser was in the Pokémon League? Who cared if he had over a hundred shiny Pokémon? Who cared if Ash was rich and had never lost a battle? He was Gary Fucking Oak! He had the ultimate pedigree of manliness!
"Stop whining brat!" one of his new tablemates slapped him upside the head, "We're getting to watch the greatest trainer in history win his first league! You have no reason to complain!"
"That's a lie!" Gary hissed like a rabid meowth, "He's not the greatest! I'm better! ME! I'm an Oak!"
"Oak, Smoak. You couldn't win at tic, tac, toe!"
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Oooooh! Shiny
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