Oooooh! Shiny

Part 43: Let's see how many times can we break Gary

-Gary: Proof for that every manly man, there must be an equal an opposite unmanly one-

"Wow, I think this one finally broke him." Guard the first muttered as he stared down at Gary who was thrashing and frothing at the mouth upon seeing Ash's latest victory.

-Ash Ketchum, he can shake hands with Ash William's chainsaw and break it-

"Now we have our very own Kanto Shiny King fighting Alain folks! This man flew all the way out from Kalos and won every badge within two weeks! Let's see how it goes!"

"Go Unfezant!"

"Go Mewtwo!" Ash smiled as he sent out his grumpy Pokémon.

"Use Psycho cut on all of em!"

"Unfezant is no longer able to battle!"

"Go Bisharp!"

"Bisharp Is unable to battle!"

"Go Weaville!"

"Weaville is unable to Battle!"

"Go Tyranitar!"

"Tyranitar is unable to battle!"

"Go metagross!"

"Metagross is unable to battle!"

"Go Charizard! MEGA EVOLVE!"

"Mega Charizard X is unable to battle, Mewtwo and Ash are the winners!"

-Gary Oak, he might be able to make a dust bunny wince if he punched it-

"Yeah, he's definitely broken now."

-Ash: BEWARE!-

"Now we're at the finals! Ash Ketchum shall be battling Leon, the Champion of Galar! Who came to Kanto with special permission to enter the league from Charles Goodshow and won all eight badges in a day!"

"I'll start with Aegislash!"

"Go Giratina! Use Shadow claw!"

"Aegislash is unable to battle!"

"Dragapult!"

"Shadow ball!"

"Haxorus!"

"Shadow Force!"

"Go Rhyperior!"

"Giratina, return. Go Arceus! Use Stomp!"

"Rillaboom!"

"Headbutt!"

"Charizard! Dynamax!"

"Oooooooh, that looks fun! Arceus, you go big mode too! Then Judgement!"

"Charizard is no longer able to battle! Ash Ketchum has won the Indigo League!"

-Gary: He wants you to fear him too! Come on, it's like a charity...a really, really, REALLY sad charity-

"...Should we do anything to help him?"

"Are you saying you want to bother?"

"...Not really."

-Ash Ketchum, there is nothing left to say for this pinnacle of trainer hood that hasn't already been said-

"THAT'S MY BOY!" Bruno gave Ash his best attempt at a bear hug. "You won the Indigo league, so are you going to challenge the elite four now?"

"Not yet, I've got a better idea!"

"...Ash...what does that mean?"