Happy New Year, Your Author is Trying Not to Die

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Georgia: ...

Florida: Oh hey! I'm binge-watching TADC, what's up?

Georgia: You missed my birthday.

Florida: ...I'm cooked as a girlfriend, am I-

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Upper Michigan: Shut it Ottavio, I only shook your hand because I had to. We will NEVER be friends.

Ohio: Lets survive this together!

Upper Michigan: I HOPE YOU DIE.

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Minnesota: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

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Utah: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Arizona, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Colorado, who broke into her room an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Arizona: Coming right up.

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New Mexico: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

New York: You looked in a mirror?

New Mexico: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

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