Georgia: ...
Florida: Oh hey! I'm binge-watching TADC, what's up?
Georgia: You missed my birthday.
Florida: ...I'm cooked as a girlfriend, am I-
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Upper Michigan: Shut it Ottavio, I only shook your hand because I had to. We will NEVER be friends.
Ohio: Lets survive this together!
Upper Michigan: I HOPE YOU DIE.
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Minnesota: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.
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Utah: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Arizona, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Colorado, who broke into her room an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Arizona: Coming right up.
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New Mexico: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
New York: You looked in a mirror?
New Mexico: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
FanfictionActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
