22nd June, 2026
States GC (ft. USA & CSA x2)
12:52 am
Florida:
2 goals within 20 minutes holy shit
Texas:
Ts boring as fuck man, Saudi Arabia isn't even attacking Spain
Rhode Island:
I'm in Spain without the a
Texas:
You're in spin?
Rhode Island:
FUCK- NO, I AM NOT IN SPIN
Pennsylvania:
The World Cup this year was crazy, there's this one country that forced everyone against them to draw
Florida:
YEAH THAT SHIT DIABOLICAL, I WAS IN RAGE THE ENTIRE TIME DURING THE MATCH WITH CABO VERDE AND SPAIN
Delaware:
Why did I even think about betting on Croatia- 😭
Hawaii:
Who gives a fuck about Croatia? I'm surprised that England could win even after getting everything stolen in Kansas
Kansas:
...
Missouri:
LMAO
Idaho:
I thought Ghana was missing one member?? And they still won against Panama???
Texas:
Well Panama is just shit at that point then-
Maryland:
How is Iran still in the World Cup?? Aren't we at war- Wait don't answer that
Delaware:
Finish that sentence and Gov will come running to you with high heels instead of sandals
Pennsylvania:
To- to hit her???
Delaware:
Yeah.
Connecticut:
Guys where is the final held in-
Pennsylvania:
Oh no
New York:
In NY
New Jersey:
In NJ
HEY
Massachusetts:
You two sent the messages at the same time HAHA
It's held in MetLife Stadium, that says a lot
Connecticut:
OHHH THXXXX
New York went offline
New Jersey went offline
Utah:
They're fighting again guys, I can hear it
Texas:
That can mean a lot of things >:3
Utah:
Can I get the emo Helios back
Mississippi:
You don't want that back, trust me
Florida:
No genuinely he's terrifying without the talkative persona
Texas:
What
Colorado:
URUGUAY LOST
URUGUAY FUCKING LOST
I'M SOBBING
California:
I forgot he befriended countries...
Vermont:
Honestly that was an impressive thing to do, coming from him
USA:
GO TO SLEEP
YOU ARE READING
US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
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