𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁? seventeen

⁰¹: whose idea was this?

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YOU'VE WON!

ur mom
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ur mom left the chat

scoops
now who the fuck-

mingyou
was confused on why i was being congratulated

that's never happened to me before

hanvenly
who are u guys-

junwee
so i clicked the link

scoops
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

haodareyou
damn, a rule breaker? 😻 break my back next-

seokstobeyou
guys what if there's children in here 😧

haodareyou
i just got scammed, let me simp in peace

jispoon
did we not simultaneously get spammed? think ur special or smth

chanosaurus
i think he's funny

kwontiger
CHAN?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

chanosaurus
great. it's you.

kwontiger
i can confirm we have a child in the chat guys 🫡

chanosaurus
SOONYOUNG. IM. LITERALLY. 23.

kwanbooty
lmao child

hanvenly
would y'all be offended if i left the chat-

wonsome
not really

scoops
nope

chanosaurus
nah

kwontiger
no :)

mingyou
guess not

junwee
yes. incredibly.

haodareyou
y'all heard the man, no one's leaving 😩

junwee
no no, you can leave it's fine 🥰

kwanbooty
CACKLING ALSJSKDND

mingyou
SKJSKDJDK HE SAID GTFO

joshuji
giggled a little 🤭

hanvenly
JISOO IS THAT YOU

jispoon
who-?

seokstobeyou
what?

wonsome
when?

hanvenly
WAIT STFU GUYS THIS IS IMPORYNAH

mansol
damn i hate when it's imporynah

scoops
ok genuinely tho what's up

hanvenly
I THINK I JUST FOUND MY EX IN HERE
@ joshuji

joshuji
i think ur sorely mistaken 😧

hanvenly
I THINK NOT BITCH

jispoon
i'm so confused wasnt this guy all "im so shy i have to leave the chat bc stranger danger" a minute ago-

junwee
his old dick supply resurfaced bad emotions ig

chanosaurus
ew

kwontiger
"iM LiTeRaLLy 23"

chanosaurus
i WILL wring your neck 😻

haodareyou
me and user @ junwee when?!

junwee
when your name is hansol

mansol
😧

haodareyou
so y'all know each other or... 😒

junwee
nah i just stalked everyone's accounts and he's the only one w a public acc who posts photos of himself
looks like he's packing 🤭

mansol
🥴

jispoon
hey i post photos of myself

joshuji
holding a clarinet and showing your hand in the photo does NOT count as a photo of you

jispoon
why tf not

hanvenly
JISOO IM NOT DONE WITJ YOU WHEN I SEE YOUR ASS YOU BEYYER BE PREPARD

kwanbooty
sooo...why'd y'all break up? 😻

hanvenly
he cheated on me.

scoops
can we kick him out i don't f w cheaters

mingyou
why 🙁
they're soft and cuddly and they run super fast

haodareyou
someone slap this dumb bitch

joshuji
for the LAST TIME hannie
i didn't cheat on you.

hanvenly
so what was that tutu doing under your bed then hm?

joshuji
YOU LITERALLY WORE THAT ON NEW YEARS WHEN YOU GOT DRUNK

wonsome
mildly uncomfortable with the energy we've created in this chat
it's literally been 20 minutes

scoops
remind me whose idea this was again?

seokstobeyou
um
the scammers?

scoops
oh yeah

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sooo i wanted to start this story sooner than later just because!

i've never really done a group chat style story before, so if anyone wants to give me chapter ideas i'm more than happy to receive them, or you can request for a specific event to happen!

there will also be ships, although i haven't quite figured out what they'll be yet - so feel free to request any ships as well :)

and enjoy a group chat book that actually isn't funny at all for once, since i don't have a sense of humor