𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁? seventeen

⁹³: that ass took my money

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TWINKS (DEROGATORY)

scoops
never in my life did i think i'd have to fake being sick because i have embarrassing marks all over my body that small children should not be seeing

mansol  
i mean it's ur fault lowkey honey

hanvenly
don't worry baby i'm in the same predicament as u
except idc i'm deliberately going to work so the miserable 60yo opposition knows just how much i'm getting and how much of a loser they are

joshuji
naturally

mingyou
my fridays off have never felt so good
at least i won't be working around annoyingly observant teenagers today
can you imagine the gossip

kwontiger
i kid you not im gna have to work overtime to make back all the money i spent last night

scoops
you're short? take mine if you need
you know the pin

kwontiger
you're so hot.
but yeah it's chan's fault tbh
that ass took all my cash i couldn't stop throwing bills at it

chanosaurus
that's why i make good money hon
now you know for yourself what my customers feel like

jispoon
i wrote a song when i came home to my studio drunk as shit
it's very...
i had a lot of things to say let's just say that

wonsome
now i knew bringing you guys to work would be entertaining but you honestly blew my expectations far out of the water it was so hilarious seeing your faces

chanosaurus
fr like seokmin's mouth was visibly hanging open half the night

haodareyou
my mouth wasn't open enough
nothing i do will be enough now that i've witnessed the beauty of what you two do
i need to thank you for dating me every single day
personally.

mansol
i just had an existential crisis fr like i sat there going holy fucking hell i have a chance w these two

junwee
wonu surely teach me
pretty pls

mingyou
pfft somebodys hungover

junwee
shhh

wonsome
chan and i could teach u pole
it'd be entertaining to say the least

seokstobeyou
let's install a pole somewhere.
junhui surely there's a place in ur house u wouldn't mind making room for a private show

junwee
the living room.

chanosaurus
bold i love it

joshuji
just discovered i don't have enough to comfortably buy coffee this morning before i meet my student
chan why do you have to be so good at shaking ass

scoops
take my card hon
get your coffee

joshuji
I LOVE U

scoops
i love you more <3

jispoon
junhui's quite literally browsing the web first thing in the morning for poles

mansol
i support this cause
i will donate if necessary

wonsome
yall are so silly

hanvenly
be less hot next time then

seokstobeyou
my lap next time instead.

haodareyou
i'm free rn !!!!!!!!

chanosaurus
smh

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we're creeping closer to my hopeful redemption to all junhao stans