𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁? seventeen

⁸¹: we all saw it coming

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TWINKS (DEROGATORY)

seokstobeyou
um
is everyone online rn

wonsome
i think so?
well... jihoon soonyoung and minghao are... busy
but everyone else is here?

seokstobeyou
ahem
i'll wait then

junwee
i'm guessing it's important? 😧

seokstobeyou
quite

hanvenly
intriguing

mingyou
hold on did i just see seokmin and junhui interact

seokstobeyou
don't get it twisted im still disapproving of that snobbish mf

scoops
did he just swear

joshuji
how did you fail to notice this is like a daily occurrence bro

junwee
what is there to disapprove of 😞

chanosaurus
would you like me to get the list?

joshuji
THE LIST 💀

chanosaurus
handwritten 🥰

junwee
i knew you loved me 🙄

seokstobeyou
you're not awful junhui
just your carpet obsession and commitment issues throw me off a little honey

wonsome
idk about yall but i'm LIVING for passive aggressive seokmin

mansol
he's certainly entertaining 🤭

kwontiger
here
we're here
what's the occasion

haodareyou
wonys say cjeck phine
what wronf

kwanbooty
wony
that's a new one

haodareyou 
shut

wonsome
took my glasses off for a second and suddenly i read the word slut
where's jihoon guys?

mansol
i have a strange suspicion he might be the cause of minghao's sudden dyslexia

jispoon
HEY
I WAS IN THE BATHROOM
DIRTY MINDED TRASH

scoops
mm
well
what did you have to tell us now that we're all here seok?

seokstobeyou
well...
i don't really know what to say or how to say this and it may come as a huge shock but...
channie and i have found we really enjoy each others company and we're officially a couple as of two weeks ago

mingyou
TWENTY THOUSAND WON BITCH

junwee
FUCK YOU

mingyou
YOUD LOVE TO

chanosaurus
...

junwee
oh um 😁

kwanbooty
thanks for telling us seok but i really hope you didn't stress too much
it was super obvious

chanosaurus
it was?!

jispoon
ofc it was idiot
one day you and seokmin just stuck to each other like glue like we ALL saw this coming
and i saw you at dream the other day on a cupcake date SO DONT EVEN 🤷‍♀️

seokstobeyou
well at least nobody's mad 😭

haodareyou
why would we be mad babe
half of us are dating each other at this point

joshuji
yes the evolution of this group of strangers would be rather concerning for us had we seen this coming when we first met

kwanbooty
but it's okay because if we'd known back then it might've changed how things turned out
and aren't you glad about the present?

hanvenly
oh shush you big sap

kwanbooty
🖕

chanosaurus
oh well
now seok and i can torment you guys back

seokstobeyou
payback era 🤩

hanvenly
some of us might just enjoy that

scoops
some of us just means you
and you enjoy everything you horny bastard

hanvenly
🤷‍♀️

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been so busy but here's a quick little almost 1am update bc i'm abt to pass out xo