⁰⁷: saturday simp day

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haodareyou
i hath returned for saturday simp day
twas calling me yknow i got work to do 😻

hanvenly
did we ask

haodareyou
obviously i wasn't missed 😐

chanosaurus
well thanks for speaking for everyone
making the job easier 😋

seokstobeyou
i missed you tho >:(

haodareyou
yes but you're seokmin
you say that to everyone meaning i'm not special

seokstobeyou
but... everyone's a little special in their own way

chanosaurus
HASKDJSHK HE JUST CALLED YOU WEIRD

hanvenly created a private chat!

[ hanvenly, haodareyou ]

hanvenly
did junhui text you

haodareyou
really? you're gna make fun of me in a private dm that's just... i never expected you to stoop so low

hanvenly
i'll take that as a no then. that's disappointing

haodareyou
wait... you weren't joking?!?!?!?
my sweet innocent little dumb fuck... ON WHAT PLANET WOULD JUN HAVE A REASON TO PRIVATELY MESSAGE ME? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? DO YOU EVEN READ THE GC?

hanvenly
well i... told him to
and for some reason i thought that meant he would do it

haodareyou
ok now i'm suuuper confused
why did you tell him to msg me 😭

hanvenly
we were worried about you

haodareyou
when you say "we" you mean you, seokmin, possibly soonyoung and naturally seungkwan but only because he would've wanted to pry into my business

hanvenly
as a matter of fact it was actually jun who brought you up

haodareyou
that's a funny joke you got me good there 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

hanvenly
i'm dead serious.

hanvenly i'm dead serious

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