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kwontiger
guys
haodareyou
what's up soonie?
junwee
suddenly i'm very nauseous.
kwontiger
i just had a terrible thought
what if chickens want to keep their eggs :(
joshuji
are you not like
a professional fucking veterinarian
mingyou
a wot 😧
wonsome
vet babe
just the fancy long version
mingyou
ah ☺️
jispoon
ok but like
what even made you think about that
scoops
are you sure we wanna know
kwontiger
because like i was treating this chicken
and it had depression
and i just thought like what if it's bc it misses its lil eggs 😞
kwanbooty
what do you see in this man.
seokstobeyou
who is that question posed to?!
kwanbooty
anybody who sees anything in this man
haodareyou
ok but it kinda makes sense
yknow when u take a chickens eggs it's like kidnapping
mansol
egg-napping 🙊
kwontiger
RIGHT
HUMANS ARE EGG-NAPPERS
scoops
i'm not sure that's how that works
chanosaurus
ok but with that logic
joshuji
lord here we go
chanosaurus
it can only be kidnapping if there's a kid involved and the eggs people take don't have chicks in them so it doesn't check out
seokstobeyou
but the eggs still belong to the chickens :(
chanosaurus
uh
yes but like
it's like milk yknow
hanvenly
OH MY GOD FR THO like imagine if it was turned around the other way like we yank on cow titties to get milk what if cows started yanking on OUR titties would we like it
kwanbooty
you need so much more therapy than i realized.
kwontiger
like if a chicken took my egg then that's stealing so why do we steal their eggs
jispoon
ok but when you say your egg wym by that-
wonsome
do not
let's not get into that
i don't want to know
mingyou
neither.
scoops
i agree
kwontiger
anyways goodnight guys i'm gna dream about chickens now 😞
kwontiger has gone offline
junwee
mf brings absolute chaos to the gc and just leaves
mansol
reminds me of somebody 🤔
junwee
🙁
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genuinely my 2am thoughts from last night x
(inspired by the stand up comedian i saw yesterday, he's so bloody funny)
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