𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁? seventeen

³⁶: accidental malewife seungcheol

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TWINKS (DEROGATORY)

scoops
DONT DO LOVE
DONT DO FRIENDS
IM ONLY AFTER SUCCESS
DONT NEED A RELATIONSHIP
ILL NEVER SOFTEN MY GRIP

junwee
DONT WANT CASH DONT WANT CARD
WANT IT FAST WANT IT HARD
DONT NEED MONEY DONT NEED FAME
I JUST WANNA MAKE A CHANGE

scoops
junhui what the actual fuck

junwee
... was that not the song you were singing?

scoops
why are we not fucking MARRIED

junwee
thought you were gna stop the sentence at a different word for a second and i got a little scared

jispoon
why am i always at the scene of the crime god help

junwee
i've heard asking jesus is more effective actually

jispoon
idc sky daddy and his manwhore son never listens anyway

scoops
😃

jispoon
do you regret texting the chat first now?
it's a common symptom you'll get used to it

junwee
why did i only just realize seungcheol just asked me to marry him
WHY DIDENI IMREAD HYGAN BEFORK

mansol
wow that's truly poetic that

scoops
you were here the whole time too?

mansol
sure was 😟

junwee
seungcheol don't ignore me
let's get married

mansol
am i freed then 😁

junwee
polyamory exists loml 😻

jispoon
in the words of your "loml".... that's a big word what does it mean

scoops
it's when people have a consensual relationship with more than one person
so like... a throuple and so on

mansol
so i'm not free?

junwee
not even close 😼

scoops
what on earth are you going on abt junhui

junwee
don't worry malewife i'll take care of it 💪

jispoon
HELEHRJD
HELPSBELEJEKEJRK
DID YOU JUST CALL SEUNGCHEOL A MANWIFE
YOUR SPAGHETTI NOODLE FLAT TWINK ASS JUST CALLED HIM W WHWTBWISHEKRN

mansol
HEY buff men can bottom too 🤨

scoops
i did not expect singing along to a marina song would end up like this
i agree w hansol but i'm really not...
i'm not a bottom guys

junwee
you will be 💋 (with your consent ofc because consent is sexy)

mansol
so if i DONT consent to you calling me loml-

junwee
😧

jispoon
you'd really do that hansol?

scoops
... did hansol go offline?
i think my phones glitching it says he's been typing for the past few minutes

jispoon
no mine too

junwee
idk i can't hear nothing over the deafening sound of my heart breaking in two

mansol
he can call me that idm

mansol has gone offline

junwee
something just happened to me
something just happened to me
i think i might be going crazy where is my male wife make it better

scoops
junhui when i said marriage i...

jispoon
crazy? i was crazy once

junwee
what if i just drown myself ophelia style

jispoon
WHO?

scoops
NO?

junwee
at least my malewife don't want me dead 🤧

scoops
😐

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i need you guys to know i wrote this chapter listening to the wii sports theme

i hope that explains things 💋