⁹¹: everybody needs therapy

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TWINKS (DEROGATORY)

chanosaurus 
did u guys know i once got stuck in a slide
in a children's playground
and since then i've hated slides

mansol  
but that one time?

chanosaurus
we don't talk about it
i was upset
i was not thinking about my childhood trauma
i was thinking about... my other needs

mingyou
well one time i walked straight into a glass sliding door
i swear it wasn't there before

wonsome
you've only done that once?
that's hard to believe

mingyou
HEY
well at least i didn't cry in the middle of class after calling my teacher mom 🤷‍♀️

wonsome
THAT INFORMATION WAS CONFIDENTIAL BITCH

kwontiger
okay but have you guys ever killed your pet by accident
my goldfish dying made me want to be a vet

jispoon
aww that's actually really sweet soonie
uh not your goldfish dying tho
but like
yknow what i mean 😭

kwontiger
it's okay hon i get it 🫶🏻

junwee
well MY personal trauma is knowing about mingyu's job from the first week purely by accident and not being able to tell anybody
do you understand how hard it is to keep a secret when everyone's begging to know

mingyou
wait
wait
wait
hold the fuck up
you KNOW?

junwee
yeah 😞
sorry i never told you i just...
i didn't want you to feel bad or like your privacy had been breached
but i couldn't keep it from you forever
you're my boyfriend as much as everyone else is yknow

mingyou
and you didn't tell anyone?

junwee
didn't even think about it
it's for you to share and obviously you're not ready

mingyou
how did you even find me?

junwee
i had a school to visit to inspire the kids to join my studio and...

joshuji
you're a teacher?!

mingyou
no i wish it was that simple

haodareyou
it's okay if you really don't want to tell us honey
we've loved and respected you up until now not to snoop or follow you when you go to work
and we can do that until you're ready to tell us

kwanbooty
even i didn't snoop
partly because i forgot about it and partly because i don't collect info on random strangers
generally anyway

mingyou
its not that im not ready to tell you all
i've BEEN ready it's just
it's so mortifying

wonsome
what's more mortifying than chan and i being male hookers essentially?? i can assure you we are in no position to judge you my love

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