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joshuji
i'm so happy rn
hanvenly
dear god why
kwanbooty
jeonghan we talked abt this
be nice
scoops
jisoo where are you?
joshuji
i'm at a jazz concert rn
they're holding a free event in the local park so
i'm just vibing
mansol
wait dude
where are you
i'm also here
joshuji
oh?
i'm near the potato slinky stand
bc they're yummy so i need to be close by
jispoon
no way
i'm also here
wait i'm literally behind you lmfao
joshuji
wait me or hansol?
jispoon
i've just arrived
im walking behind hansol on the path
mansol
😧
joshuji
oh i see you
come join me i have wine
haodareyou
wait the local park near the restaurant we went to the other week?
jispoon
yeah
haodareyou
omg im a block away
i'll join you guys
joshuji
do you all even love me or do you just want my wine 🤕
mansol
uh
i'd give you a kiss
once im pissed
scoops
bro became dr seuss but with rizz
chanosaurus
oh i used to love his books when i was a kid
kwontiger
was?
chanosaurus
soonyoung we've been over this i am NOT a child anymore
you can ask wonwoo
wonsome
i know nothing 🫡
chanosaurus
useless twink.
mingyou
god at this point i should've just named the group chat : twink (derogatory)
hanvenly
yeah why didn't you tbh 💀
seokstobeyou
jihoon
jispoon
yeah?
what's up seok
seokstobeyou
can you bring me a potato slinky
when i come over later
junwee
oOo seokmins going on dates w everyone lately
kwontiger
stay out of it you jealous bitch
junwee
😧
what did i ever do to you fam
kwontiger
irritate me
immensely
scoops
stop fighting
kwanbooty
you two need the jazz band
chill out a little
seokstobeyou
for the record jihoon is just teaching me some piano because i want to learn
jispoon
i'm very inspired by the pianist who's performing rn
i love me some jazzy piano chords
mansol
12 bar blues 🕺
mingyou has changed the group chat name to "twinks (derogatory)"
scoops
but i'm not a twink
wonsome
don't be saying that so fast
one minute you'll be driving your taxi
next minute you'll be in a brand new job
face down
scoops
don't...
don't finish that sentence
i got it
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yes i wrote this yesterday while i was in fact at a free jazz concert in my local park
(it was chill)
(i did not have wine 😞)
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