𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁? seventeen

⁰⁹: brownies

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wonsome
guys
guyssss
guys hehe

scoops
yes....?

wonsome
wonu is lonelyyyyy

joshuji
why are we talking in third person
WAIT ITS WONWOO SAYING THAT?

wonsome
i am wonu hehehe

jispoon
woah wtf is up with wonwoo today

kwanbooty
my guess is the brownies some blonde dude with freckles was handing out today at that picnic

scoops
you mean felix?
but he's so sweet?

hanvenly
he smashed up my birthday gift to him
he's not sweet at all
he's very disrespectful

joshuji
what'd you give him?

hanvenly
wouldn't you like to know TRAITOR 🤭

joshuji
why do i.

scoops
that's bc you gave him an egg. a singular boiled egg.
and he didn't break it on purpose idiot
he was very upset that it broke
he loved that stupid egg

junwee
i like eggs
EGGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

kwanbooty
uh oh looks like we found another brownie victim
this one looks like fun

junwee
haoooooooo
tietie~~~~~~~

mansol
what kind of code language is that 😧

haodareyou
it um
it's um
it's just something

joshuji
you seem surprisingly calm given the fact that he just directly addressed you
nope he's typing oh dear god

haodareyou
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joshuji
i should've known.

jispoon
great so we've lost minghao due to junhui once again

seokstobeyou
HI GUSI
HOWS WVERHONE GOINF
I FEEL KINDS FUNNF RN

scoops
somebody please translate that my poor eyes

mingyou
my eyes
my eyes
my. eyes.

wonsome
MINGYUUUUUU

mingyou
suddenly my eyes work again

kwanbooty
what i believe seokmin was trying to say was
"hi guys
how's everyone going
i feel kinda funny rn"

kwontiger
so he's brownie victim #3 then

jispoon
wow you're telling me soonyoung stayed sober? i would've expected you to be included in the brownie victim headcount 🏃‍♀️