𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁? seventeen

¹³: indigestion, confessions & life lessons

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haodareyou
damn anyone else got mad heartburn rn
maybe i'm dying

jispoon
you're too young to have heartburn idiot
it's probably indigestion
i mean dinner WAS stressful

haodareyou
but i ordered soup
how can liquids give you indigestion 😃

scoops
idk about u jihoon but i wouldn't bother wasting my time explaining how the human body works to a very stupid pupil

haodareyou
why would he talk to his eyes that's just weird bro

jispoon
i what now

scoops
pupil.

jispoon
oh you weren't kidding about his stupidity...

mingyou
speaking of dinner being stressful
did anyone feel like jeonghan was kinda angry?

scoops
sometimes i feel like he hates us all but idk

haodareyou
he definitely doesn't

jispoon
because you're so smart and you know him so well mhm

haodareyou
i have a few choice words but i shall be a good little boy

mansol
why are we suddenly back in the victorian era

haodareyou
dost thou not wish to be a little lad?

mansol
no sir i don't like berries and cream please don't eat me

chanosaurus
IM GNA CHANGE THE TOPIC BC WTAF
anyways who the fuck convinced soonyoung to drink

junwee
i know now why he doesn't

chanosaurus
all i remember was seeing him try to kiss seokmin at least 10 times and getting politely rejected lmaoo

haodareyou
he probably has the worst hangover ever rn omg :(
maybe i should visit him

mansol
wait where do you live i'll drop off some stuff you can give him

haodareyou
oh um
how about i just pick it up from yours instead?

mansol
oh i mean if you want yeah sure

haodareyou
cool tysm

wonsome
it's so weird seeing minghao actually talk like a normal human being

mingyou
come to think of it
he hasn't been a simp for anyone in ages

jispoon
OMG GUYS DO YOU THINK HE LIKES SOMEONE

chanosaurus
what makes you think that

junwee
why do you care