𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁? seventeen

⁰⁸: horanghae sermon

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junwee
please send help i just ran into soonyoung in public and i think... i think he's doing something illegal

chanosaurus
and you're surprised?

scoops
who's doing what now 😧

haodareyou
soonyoung + illegal
cant sound too unfamiliar

hanvenly
don't worry guys i'm a lawyer
i can handle him

kwanbooty
bestie bae i'm a therapist
i have a feeling he might need therapy more than a court hearing

haodareyou
soonyoung what are you doing.

kwontiger
trying to educate these kids on my religion

chanosaurus
that's short for "giving them life-long trauma" btw

jispoon
trauma... why do i feel like that would be a good name for a song

chanosaurus
what you wanna sing to people about how traumatised you are 💀

mingyou
i mean it might be nice to share some feelings around ?

haodareyou
damn ok grandpa

jispoon
i barely talk in this chat and yet when i do-

junwee
literally remind me who you are again?

joshuji
says the dude who's literally only relevant bc minghao wants him to dick him down 😹

scoops
alright children let's stop trying to kill each other please and thank you 🥰

chanosaurus
aww but we were just getting to the fun part grandpa i hadn't even had my say yet

haodareyou
any day your mouth stays shut is a damn good day let's keep it that way from now on

kwanbooty
my question is

hanvenly
i don't remember asking?

kwanbooty
oh so you want me to tell soonyoung then?

hanvenly
............................. no

kwanbooty
didn't think so 😻
n e ways as i was saying
MY question is where tf have wonwoo seokmin and hansol been

wonsome
oh no i'm here
i just prefer to observe

chanosaurus
say it mingyu i dare you

mingyou
i wasnt gna say anything?????

hanvenly
hmm ok

mingyou
now i KNOW mr suspicious 101 ain't talking rn

hanvenly
how am i suspicious i'm literally a lawyer