𝘀𝗻𝗮𝗽𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁? seventeen

⁸⁵: NOT MY CARPET.

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TWINKS (DEROGATORY)

junwee 
where did half of you guys go
i was only gone an hour

kwontiger  
oo how was rehearsal? 

junwee 
irritating tbh
the floor was super slippery today and i didn't bring the right shoes

kwontiger
ah well at least it's over now 🤷‍♀️

junwee
you're acting weird
where is everyone

kwontiger
nowhere they shouldn't be

junwee
soonyoung.

kwontiger
listen okay i'm not involved
i'm having a nice morning swim
i am not a part of this

junwee
wonwoo you're online
why don't you tell me what's going on and where so i can freak the fuck out accordingly?

wonsome
i have literally just woken up honey bunch
i know nothing

junwee
the fact that only two out of the twelve men staying in my house are online yet apparently clueless makes me even more uneasy
i'm going to find everyone

kwontiger
don't
don't... do that 😁
come join me in the pool

junwee
cute but
i need to know if the roof over my head is in danger

kwontiger
it's not!!!!!!
it's just... your carpet might be

junwee
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING TO MY CARPET?!?!?! KAJSKEJR I NEED TO FINd THEM RN BEFORE THEY RUIN IFSK

wonsome
OH
oh... i know what they're doing

junwee
no
no
no
no

seokstobeyou
junhui separated us soonyoung :(

kwontiger
i DID tell you

chanosaurus
he's such a fun sponge

jispoon
okay but it was entertaining being interrupted with "you're not having an orgy on my fucking carpet get a room losers"

haodareyou
hansol and jisoo got a room so fast lmaoo

seokstobeyou
looks like the others did too since they're not online

junwee
ffs you guys
is this how you treat your bf
living in fear of ruined carpet

seokstobeyou
you're so cute
i'll ruin you.

junwee
not right now you won't
you're in time out mf

seokstobeyou
soonyoung 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

kwontiger
i'm still in the pool

seokstobeyou
omw 🥹  

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my 3am updates are def my most unhinged ones