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144. Chris Evans | America's Ass

By : angelkurenai | Tumblr

Pairing: Chris Evans x Reader

Warnings: None

Summary: You paired with your husband, Chris Evans, and friend and costar Chris Hemsworth during interviews for Avengers Endgame. You have a lot of fun but it all gets better when you play a game where you have to guess your costars' body parts. As expected Chris knows yours right off the bat and once you instantly recognize his, which happens to be one of your favorites, you let everyone know just what you think and feel about his wonderful ass.

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"We're gonna name that Avenger. Let's see how well you know the bodies of your fellow Avengers. We'll show you some extreme-"

"Extreme? Well, that won't end well." you muttered, making the interviewer laugh "Are you sure you want to play this game while I am with these two guys?" you motioned to both Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth, who were already grinning and sharing looks that terrified you.

"We-well ye-yeah, I mean I guess? I-it's gonna be fun. We'll show you some photos and you'll have to guess, wh-what could go wrong?"

"Alright, don't say I didn't warn you!" you pointed at him with a grin "Plus, man I really should be with the rest of the girls or at least Scar for this, so that I can express myself freely!"

"Why? Can't you express yourself when we're around?" Chris, your husband, asked with a small frown and you looked at him with a grin.

"Oh hon, I sure can. But for one, there are some things you better not know yet and for another, I'm just scared that the things that come out of my mouth after this might cause you a heart attack. Especially given your age, oh you know the effect that can have on someo-"

"Alright, that's just mean now!" he cut you off, trying to look offended but unable to hide his smile anyway "You're barely 9 years younger than me, I'm not that old!"

"Sure you're not, baby. Sure you're not." you patted his shoulder "Keep saying it out loud and one day you might believe it. Then, of course, you'll be even older but-" you shrugged "Oh well. Besides, you know what they say about older men?" you asked him with a flirty smirk and he returned it, same sparkle in his eyes as ever: one of pure love and adoration.

"No, but I would love you to enlighten me."

"Alright!" Hemsworth said loud and quickly enough to be heard over anything you might say, cutting you off with wide eyes "Shall we start the game before this gets worse?" he glanced at the two of you with a grin "You don't want to bestuck in the middle of the storm of these two flirting with each other, trust me! So many years later and they seem to beunable to stop. I don't even think they want to stop."

"Damn right, we don't." you nodded your head. This time you placed a hand on his thigh, making Chris's smile even wider as a small laugh left his lips, as you winked at him. "'Sides, how can I help it? It's like this face is asking for it and I don't even have to try hard to come up with something to say."

"And by that she means we've already used any and every pick up line known to the entire world so now we're improvising the heck out of it." your husband laughed, shrugging "Some people would think it'd be over the first year after our wedding but nope! Honeymoon phase still going strong, eight years later! And will probably keep doing so for the rest of our lives, much to-" he chuckled, pointing to his friend whose eyes widened in utter horror and he pretended to choke on thin air "Hemmy's and everybody else's dismay!"

"Oh he's being a drama queen. Get over yourself Hemsworth!" you rolled your eyes playfully at your friend before looking back at the interviewer with a shrug, casually saying "I'm proud I got me this Chris and I like hitting on my man, sue me! Is that such a big deal?"