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130. Chris Evans | Spill your guts or fill your guts

By : queensgirl718 | Tumblr

chris evans x female reader [one shot]

summary: chris and his actress girlfriend play spill your guts or fill your guts with james corden.

warnings: gross foods, cursing

word count: 1,681

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"We're back with (Y/N) (Y/L/N) and Chris Evans, and we are going to play Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts." James said excitedly.

"How the hell we get into this?" Your boyfriend, Chris, questioned disgustingly.

"Because of you. You thought it would be fun, Christopher Robert Evans." You retorted.

"Ooo, she called you by your full name." James laughed along with the audience.

"She does that when she gets mad at me."

"Clearly." You laughed.

"Ok, so let's take a look at the food we have in front of us. We have bull penis, cod sperm, turkey testicles, bird saliva, fish eyes, giant water scorpion, thousand-year-old egg, and ghost pepper hot sauce. Here's how it's going to work. I will be asking Chris questions. Chris, you will ask (Y/N) questions, and (Y/N), you'll be asking me questions. None of us has seen these questions before. What could possibly go wrong? (Y/N), you can start first. What do you want to give to me to eat?"

"I'll give you bird saliva." You turned the table, so the bird saliva was in front of James.

"Ok, bird saliva. Hit me." James took a sniff of the cup and almost gagged.

You grabbed the card and smiled as you looked at it.

"James, who was your least favorite guest on Carpool Karaoke?" The audience reacted accordingly, and you raised your eyebrows at the host. Chris was laughing.

"I can't answer that." James held his hand over his mouth as he stared at the bird saliva in front of him. James grabbed the glass.

James looked you right in the eyes as he took a sip from the small glass. You cringed when he swallowed it and immediately went to take a drink of water.

"That's was disgusting. Ok, my turn. Chris, I will give you turkey testicles." James turned the table to Chris with the turkey testicles facing him, making Chris grimace.

"Why am I here?" Chris asked, making you laugh.

James picked up a card, looked at it, and started laughing.

"You won't answer this." James stated, making Chris look at him, worried.

"Since you and (Y/N) got together, has any other celebrity hit on you? If so, who?" The audience made noises as Chris was stunned by the question along with you.

"I want to know the answer to this question as well." You looked at your boyfriend, waiting for the answer. James was laughing, knowing that Chris wouldn't answer the question.

"There's no way you're answering this question, man."

Chris was looking between you and the turkey testicles on the table.

"Even if you don't answer the question here, you're answering it when we get home. So..." The audience laughed.

Chris looked at you with apologetic eyes before grabbing one turkey testicles and shoved it in his mouth. You and James were shocked as Chris was chewing it before spitting it out in the bucket.

"That was fucking horrible." Chris's Boston accent came out as he took a sip of water.

"I can't believe you ate that. I'm not kissing you for the rest of the day."