4. Elizabeth O. & Paul B. | YT Interview

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By : theblueprintshawty | Tumblr

Summary: A compilation of Y/n, Lizzie, and Paul not doing their jobs.

Pairing: Elizabeth Olsen x platonic!actor!reader, Paul Bettany x platonic!actor!reader

Warnings: slight cursing.

Word Count: 1152

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Y/l/n - Your Last Name


Y/n was scrolling through their social media liking posts from their friends, castmates, and even friends. Their attention was cast upon a post with a screenshot of a Youtube video. Said Youtube video was titled: Y/n, Lizzie, and Paul derailing the interview for 6 minutes.


After a short consideration and the fast finger typing of the title into Youtube, they finally hovered over the play button. Pressing the button they were met face to face with themself.


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"Is Y/n Y/l/n..." You rip off the paper covering the rest of the question leaning over the board a bit to get a clearer look. "...in a relationship." You nodded without skipping a beat and threw the tiny paper behind you.


"Yes, indeed, Lizzie, Paul Bettany, and I are in a committed relationship soon to be engaged." Turning back to the board you begin to move on to the next question giving a look to the camera one last time.


"At least that's what I've told myself for the past few years...anyways!"


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"Nothing because; what does- where do snitches end up?" Paul asked from between Elizabeth and Y/n.


"Stitches." Elizabeth continues staring at the ground.


"End up?" Y/n asked confused looking at Paul, who was already looking at them. The interviewer chuckled.


"What exactly is it you're saying?" Elizabeth asks motioning with her hand for him to explain. Y/n turned their body fully towards the duo ready to get to the bottom of this.


"Snitches end up in ditches." Paul says as if it was normal. Y/n quickly shakes their head opening their mouth for a second, then closing it, and opening it again.


"Paul, honey, I'm pretty sure it's stitches." This causes Paul to shake his head like Y/n previously did.


"Yeah cause that's a lot more violent." Lizzie agrees with Y/n.


"No. No. Cause, Bang, ditches," at the 'bang' he made a finger gun motion and pointed towards the ground at the word 'ditches'. Y/n recoiled and looked at him like he was crazy. Lizzie stared at the ground nodding her head.


"Yeah, it's like a mafioso type thing; Italian mobsters say that," Lizzie stated and Paul made an 'eh' noise.

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