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3. T. Holland & Hiddleston | Huh?

By : theblueprintshawty | Tumblr

Summary: Who knew names could be this hard?

Pairing: Tom Hiddleston x platonic!reader, Tom Holland x platonic!reader

Warnings: Cursing I think thats it.

Word Count: 663

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"So, you are telling me 'Bob's your uncle' means and it's done?" Y/n asks looking up from her phone at Benedict. They had been sitting on the set of Endgame in costume taking a break before shooting. Everyone was around elsewhere on the set talking amongst themselves. Benedict nodded quickly as he plopped himself on the couch next to her.

"Yes, that is correct." Benedict responded. She narrowed her eyes, turning off her phone and placing it down, she crossed her arms.

"That has to be some British slang or something, I'm going to ask Tom he has to know." Tom Hiddleston had been visiting the set even though the scene he was in had been filmed a bit ago. Y/n sat up a bit before calling for him, "Tom!"

Two 'huh?'s rang from two different areas, shuffling soon was heard from those same two areas. Then after a few seconds both Tom's stood in front of her. Y/n rubbed the bridge of her nose.

"No, not you Tom the other Tom." Once she looked up they both still looked confused. Benedict chuckled from beside her.

"You sure know how to choose your sentences carefully." She slapped him on the shoulder repeatedly until he got up and moved from her.

"Sorry Tom, I was calling for this Tom." she pointed to Tom Hiddleston, and both Tom's came to the realization now.

"We really need to figure this whole thing out." Tom Hiddleston motioned between him and Tom Holland.

"Why did your parents choose to name you such a generic name?" Y/n asked. She rested her head on the back of the couch.

"This is coming from someone who doesn't know how to properly address someone." Tom Holland responded and Y/n's head shot up pointing at him.

"You are going to get the same treatment Benny Boy got but this time I'll aim for the face." This prompted Tom Holland to hide behind Tom Hiddleston who laughed but quickly spoke up.

"Why don't you just call us by our last names." Tom Holland and Y/n groaned both protesting the idea which Tom Hiddleston furrowed his brows at.

"Thats boring." Y/n whined and Tom Holland agreed. Tom Holland moved to sit next to her and start brainstorming. Tom Hiddleston watched them with even more confusion as they tried to think of nicknames. All of a sudden Tom shot up excitedly hitting Y/n in the process causing her to move over.

"Why not our initials?" Y/n deadpanned him and slapped him on the back of the head.

"Dumbass either your thoughts are moving a million miles per second or you just don't think, you both have the same initials!" Tom rubbed his head and silence fell over them.

"We could include our middle initials." He tried.

"It's going to sound like I'm talking about a type of underground drug." Y/n grabbed her phone again just starting to look up a random nickname generator. The silence fell over them again before she had a light bulb go off.

"I'll just call you Tommy and him Tom." her hand pointed to Tom Holland first then Tom Hiddleston. Tom Holland looked confused and displeased meanwhile Tom Hiddleston wanted this to end.

"Works with me." Tom said.

"It doesn't with me, why does he get Tom?" Tommy asked. Y/n got up for a second pulling Tom towards the couch to sit with them, sitting in the middle turning to Tommy to answer.

"Cause you are and act like a child, meanwhile Tom is an adult. Now let me tell you that kangaroo story I was talking about, Chris was there too. Chris, come here!" and like before 'huh's rang out, but it was a party of three this time. Y/n just sunk into the couch as the three made their way over.

"I'm 23." Tommy spoke up.