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7. ScarJo & Lizzie | Interview

By : theblueprintshawty | Tumblr

Summary: Y/n is a problem...but only a problem for Scarlett and Lizzie.

Pairing: Scarlett x platonic!reader, Lizzie x platonic!reader

Warnings: Cursing and friendly bullying.

Word Count: 1116

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"Josh I am not problematic to the public, I am problematic to Scarlett and Lizzie." your response causes Josh Horowitz to laugh and point at you through the screen. You had been doing an interview for Comedy Central and for your new show coming out. You were a part of Stage 4 luckily, and were going to use that as an opportunity to showcase your personality, being that you were a side character for all of your time in Marvel. Josh, still laughing a bit, spoke.

"Using that answer as a segue. I was wondering if we could watch a short video with you? It has Scarlett, Lizzie and you in it." you jokingly rolled your eyes and Josh chuckled at you.

"Oh brother, let's see it." you propped yourself up leaning more forward ready to watch the video that Josh was presenting to you.

"Okay, for context, the title is Scarlett and Lizzie "tolerate" Y/n for 6 Minutes." you laughed loudly before the video began.

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You filmed yourself in the location of Tony Stark's funeral, panning around to get everyone present. Some waved and others continued speaking. Your sights locked on Lizzie and you moved over towards her as she sighed causing you to laugh.

"That's crazy. Your boyfriend and your boyfriend's dad died. Are you a curse or something?" You turned toward her deadpanned face as she just stared at you. Trying to maintain the straight face you held as you moved away, "No comment okay."

The video cuts to you standing a distance away from the propped up phone, you looking out into the water with your hands on your waist. You sighed looking around a bit.

"Hey, where's Scarlett- oh that's right."

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The next clip was numerous clips put together of you three talking about the same thing, your addiction to using their money to buy you food.

"Listen, I do not use Lizzie or Scarlett." You protested in the chair you sat in across from Josh Horowitz again, a previous interview you had. It then cut to a clip of Lizzie who rubbed the bridge of her nose before speaking.

"The amount of taxes I've paid amount to the amount of food I've bought them." Lizzie started with a straight face. It then cuts to a clip of Scarlett who nods clicking her tongue.

"I've never had an occasion where my lunch was my lunch, I would have to pay extra just for their meal." Scarlett responded.

"Tell me it is not efficient to order lunch at the same place as your friends? Also, Lizzie likes to exaggerate, don't listen to her." You spoke after Josh told you what they said.

"Every single photo of us together no matter if it be them and I, Lizzie and them, or us all together Y/n is eating something we bought them." Scarlett explained.

"They are putting me in such a bad light to the public. I get hungry and I treat myself with food, is that a crime? They act like I don't pay them back." Your hands moving around as you tried to defend yourself.

"They do pay us back and yet I still buy them food. The thing is I just see them and think, 'they're are going to inevitably ask me for something so let me support them in their time of need.'" Lizzie jokingly explained.

"They literally made a bunch of money off of their older movies. Now why the hell do I need to pay for their brioche burger?" Scarlett asked.

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"I saw Scarlett and Elizabeth and complimented them numerous times and yet not one word was uttered to me." You spoke to the interviewer on the Endgame Premiere carpet, raising your volume a bit over the noise. You had arrived a bit earlier and taken some photos before making your way to get ready for the premiere. Now you wouldn't be you if you didn't bother Scarlett or Lizzie at least five times tonight.

You started the night off right yelling compliments to Scarlett and Lizzie who maybe- definitely ignored you and just smiled at the paparazzi. You looked at the camera lightly grabbing the mic speaking to the people at home.

"Even though they still look beautiful I revoke my comments until I get the proper treatment." you finished up the interview after that and went to take more photos with others. You made sure to bother Lizzie and Scarlett though waiting for them to give you what you wanted.

The clips showed you messing with Scarlett's dress and she kicked at you which you laughed at, hands going up to protect yourself. You then messed with Lizzie by mocking each of her poses for the camera. She stopped mid pose to glare at you, which you both just ended up bursting out into laughter.

"Y/n does this thing where they just know how to make you tick and make you wish you had the capability of your own character." Lizzie explained in an interview on the carpet. You quickly moved through the sea of people to plant a kiss on her cheek which she wiped off and you gasped leaving. Lizzie turned back to the interviewer who was chuckling.

"Don't be fooled by them and their charm, if I had the power Wanda had I would use it in a heartbeat."

"Y/n won't stop playing with my dress and I kicked and I almost hit the target. Moments like these you wish you could go back in time to finish the job." Scarlett expressed to the interviewer.

The clips came to an end showing you posing for the cameras and Scarlett and Lizzie both joining in, giving you kisses on the cheek.

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"See, they love me!" you declared to Josh who laughed as the video finished.

"Love is a bit strong to use." Josh started, trying to get a reaction out of you.

"Joshua shut up. Dear, Scarlett and Lizzie-" you began getting interrupted by Josh.

"Are you verbalizing a letter to them?" you glared at him not speaking a word only your breathing could be heard, he laughed going off camera a bit.

"Dear, Scarlett and Lizzie. Can't wait for our get together next week girlies, I heard lunch was on you! Hell, maybe I'll consider paying for it. Brioche burgers ladies? Also, I'll be sure to bring your favorite thing..." you smiled at the camera.

"...my personality." before anything else could be said you and Josh started laughing and the interview slowly went to a close.