Various Female X Male Reader (Non-Requests)

(Totally Spies)-Sam: Our Boy Is Off To University.

A.N (Apologies if you found this one boring, I was trying to go for another mostly normal family short.)

I knocked on the door 3 times wondering why my son was taking so long in the shower.

Y/N: "Really Alistair how long are you going to take?"

Alistair: "In a minute dad."

Y/N: "Oh screw this, you are taking too long boy."

I walked into a steamy bathroom closing the door behind me going straight to the basin. A face peeked around the shower curtain, a spitting image of his mother's wet red hair and green eyes just staring at me.

Alistair: "Really dad?"

Y/N: "What, don't tell me you are shy, one we are both men and two I am your father I am one reason you are standing in that shower to this day."

He rolled his eyes and went back to showering.

Y/N: "whooo boy you are not too old for a spanking."

I started to shave my stubble first then brushed my teeth. As I was doing so I heard a voice yell out.

Sam: "Sweetheart where are you?"

Y/N: "Bathroom love."

The door popped open with another set of red hair and beautiful green eyes.

Sam: "Oh there you are."

She walked right in and closed the door and came right up to me to give me a kiss on the cheek. Alistair looked out of the shower again.

Alistair: "Mom what the hell?"

Sam: "What?"

Alistair: "I'm naked in the shower."

Sam: "And? I am your mother, I gave birth to you and changed your diapers, whatever equipment you have there I had a part in making."

Alistair: "Nice, real nice."

He went back to showering.

Sam: "Where did he get that attitude from?"

I merely shrugged my shoulders. She also started to brush her teeth and put on her cosmetics.

Alistair: "I hope you guys aren't going to be like this when Alice comes over."

Y/N: "You mean be ourselves?"

Sam: "When have we ever been any different when she was here?"

Alistair: "Just no more embarrassing baby stories that's all I ask."

We looked at each other mischievously and smiled.

Sam: "You mean like when you were six and you covered your butt in paint and sat on a canvass then covered your face with paint and planted it just above the butt imprint."

I nearly choked on the toothpaste, I quickly spat it out laughing over the sink.

Y/N: "Oh man I forgot about that what did he call that work of art again, butt face?"

Sam: "Shit Faced."

I threw my head back laughing hysterically.

Y/N: "Whaahahaha, that's the one, Shit Faced, your grandmother nearly had a heart attack."

Alistair: "Yes like that, no more of that."

Sam: "But she will love that one."

Alistair: "And I will tell it in my own time."

Sam: "Ok ok we will behave, promise."

Alistair: "Good."

Sam: "Well I'm done, I'll see you two for breakfast."