Farma

Thank you from the mountain

Od razu mówię że wszystkie idiomy wykorzystane w tym rozdziale znalazły się w nim specjalnie w celach satyrycznych. Przepraszam też za wszystkie błędy i literówki. 

It was another day of summer, and our group of friends were in Podlasie, as always. But soon it turned out that this day is no like another. To be completly honest Wika at first didn't notice anything strange (1IQ). She woke up, dressed herself and went down to grab something to eat, as she always did.

'Hi mi dear friend Kamil' she said as she walked into the kitchen. The two of them were the only ones there. The rest must have been still asleep.

'Hello Miss Wiktoria' he responded. 'Why you zaś speaking english' he asked.

'I have no green idea, but it's pissing me off' she said quickly. Never before had she such an ability to speak this language without any problems. She couldn't stop and it seemd that Kamil couldn't do that either.

'I don't understand, we're still in our book right?' said Wika in a suprised tone.

'I guess so'

These two couldn't be bothered so they just started to make breakfast. Today it was eggs with egg sauce better known as mayo. Great example of Ava's favourite food.

'Bleeh, why are we eating eggs?' said Maniks as he walked into the kitchen. It was well known fact that he, truly, from the bottom of his heart, hated eggs.

'Honestly I don't know why' said Kamil. 'Something is no yes' he conclued.

'Yes something is no yes' agreed Wika.

'Ur mom is no yes' said Asiuta.

'Wait, that is really strange. I think we should look for a reason why we speak english in this chapter.' said Maniks and the rest of people in the kitchen nodded their stupid heads.

'Oh i already know why' said Kama in a bored voice.

'What?! And you didn't said anything?!' screamed Asiuta.

'I just walked into the kitchen?! I was with my cows, so what??'

'Nothing, just tell us the reason for this situation before I kick of Kamil out of Earth orbit' 

'Why me zaś?!!!'

'Wait, you guys noticed that too? Kamil can still speak Z-word' noticed Wika, thereby showing that she has more IQ points than she looks (maybe 3 or 4 in total).

'Maybe silesian is not considered polish' joked Maniks, but it didn't sound that stupid. That really might have been te reason for that.

'Zaś, zaś zaś' said Kamil.

'Alright, shut up' silenced him Asiuta. 'What's the reason, Kama?'

'So, I noticed two things. One - Ava is writing this chapter. Two - she's not even here. I think she somehow managed to escape the book, and she's messing with us'

The group of friends looked at each other in schock. 

'Does that mean she can do whatever she wants with us now?'

'Yeah, probably'

'Wait, this theory doesn't make any sense to me. I saw her like, a couple of minutes ago in our bed. She was asleep as she can be.' said Asiuta, trying to be reasonable. 

'Well I say then her consciousness got out' Kama insisted on her right.

'I don't get it' said Wika.

'I say we go upstairs and check if she's still there' suggested Maniks, and the rest agreed with him.