One Of A Kind (Levi X Reader) AU

16. Prison Sweet Prison

Reader's POV

And I was met with a strong kick in the gut.

"Ow! What was that for?!" I exclaimed.

"Captain?!"

"That was for the birds that attacked me," 'Captain' didn't say anything to Petra and looked down at me instead as I bent down in pain before kicking me again, "And that was for your stupid flirting."

Shorty no. 1 turned around to look at his squad on the other side as they very slowly made their way between the cars, some even stopping to show their badges to the angry public but not being able to talk to them.

"That was so hot," I commented as shorty no. 1 turned around to face my now straightened up figure, threatening to kick me again as I invited, "I won't mind if you kick me again."

Shorty no. 1 made a disgusted face as he turned around to meet up with the rest of his squad.

"What did she say, Captain?" Petra asked her captain.

"Ignore her. Walk her to our van on the crossing street. Whatever its name is. But search for the diamond that she was supposed to be bringing first" Shorty no. 1 bluntly replied, not even bothering to look back as he boredly talked to some angry civilians.

Petra and her partner walked me to the van as I didn't try to resist for fear that I might get some bruises before even entering prison. Instead, I attempted to flirt with Petra but failed miserably because I had no social or romantic experience whatsoever. The only people I talked to on a regular basis were my brothers and they were as shit as holding conversations as me if not more so I couldn't even have a normal conversation. Or maybe I flirted just fine but Petra was just too transfixed on saying no because she said that she was married. When I tried to dig deeper, she gave a simple response about who her husband was and it apparently was her partner following along.

"Seriously? Him?" I asked as she waited for the pretty blond guy to open the van back doors as her said husband who was holding the fake diamond in my black pouch glared at me, trying to say something before biting his tongue hard.

"Yes. And please don't flirt with anyone in the van. Even if you do then please not with the captain or he'll kick you again," Petra looked at me worriedly.

Angel.

"Don't worry-" I said before seeing the people in the van. Thepretty blond guy sat with a cute green-eyed redhead who was sitting beside Shorty no. 1.

I've seen more hotties in the last fifteen minutes than I've seen in my entire life.

There were two other guys in the van but I didn't spare another glance at them as Petra sat me between them and sat beside me and her said husband showed shorty no. 1 the diamond and upon his approval, put it in a strong case before getting out of the van and closing the gates from outside as I guessed that he was leaving to drive.

I was about to throw a really good pickup line at shorty no. 1 before I was interrupted by the redhead who rushed toward me. I mistook it for a hit and closed my eyes to ready myself for the impact but the girl instead took my hands into hers, introduced herself and proposed something I couldn't possibly refuse.

"Hello! I'm Isabel Magnolia! I'm your biggest fan in the world! Please marry me!"

Gladly.

"Isabel. No," Shorty no. 1 said, leaning back into his seat.

"No one asked you, you woman hater," I retorted.

"Yeah. You woman hater!" Isabel agreed with me.