Eda's Lover

A Lying Witch and a Warden

the scene opens on a battle between a witch named Azura and a Jormungandr wannabe named gildersnake. creative i know. with Azura getting flung back.

Wannabe: puny child i could swallow you whole!

and shows off fangs.

Azura: don't underestimate me gildersnake for i am the good witch Azura warrior of peace!

then a tonal shift happens.

Azura: EAT THIS SUCKA!!!

then Azura fires her staff like a Rocket Launcher and the snek also immediately says

snek: my one weakness dying!

the scene changes to reveal it was a regular snake and a figurine of Azura being used as some sort of demonstration by a girl named Luz Noceda to the principal of her school and her mother Camilla.

Luz: and that's the end.

Camilla: the end of what?

Luz: my book report.

the snake then attacks the figurine.

Luz: i think i knocked it out of the park.

the principle however.

hal: your book report is why your in here.

he then motions to the children getting terrorized by snakes.

Luz: oh that's where all the backup snakes were.

Camilla: and this?

she holds up some firework's

Luz: that was for the act three closer.

Camilla: mija i love your creativity but it's getting out of hand do you remember why you were in here the last three times

Flashback

Luz was auditioning for romeo and juliet.

Luz: happy knife give me death!

she rips the dress letting sausages spill out.

it was extreme.

Flashback 2

she made a baby griffon

Luz: now for the anatomically correct touch. spider breath!

and spider's were everywhere.

Flashback 3

Luz was in cheerleader tryouts and gives some thing other than a flip

Luz: you think that's impressive look at this

she then flip's her eyelids.

everyone ran.

Flashback end

Camilla: we love that you express yourself but if you cant separate fantasy from reality you may have to spend some time here.

Camilla then shows a flyer for a summer camp called reality check summer camp and somehow did not see any red flags from that flyer. even though it had a kid inside a box with text saying think inside the box and somehow did not even think " is this a mind controlling hellhole?".

Luz: dont worry mom from here on out no more weirdness!

the snake attack's the principal.

Luz: that doesn't count right?

Luz is shown waiting next to the bus stop looking dejected.

Camilla: now dont worry summer camp is only three month's you'll be so busy balancing checkbook's and....learning to appreciate public radio the time will fly by.