Eda's Lover

Gross Exaggeration

we open not on the clawthornes in the human realm in the present but back in the boiling isles just before our heroes had to leave but immediately after Jack right hooked Irons in the face and into a pillar knocking him out.

Irons wakes up and sees everything falling apart around him and slowly gets up holding his head subject 1's kid could a killer right hook he'll give him that.

he reached down for an experimental piece of equipment on his belt given to him by dr. Ryker for emergencies it was personal interdimensional teleporter device that could transport the holder it was experimental so who knows what it could do, but with the Collector wreaking havoc it was better than no option.

"oh well here goes nothing" he thought and activated it.

there was a flash of light and for a few moments all Irons could see was light then he saw nothing but darkness.

did something go wrong? Irons felt around him and he felt grass and trees, was he still in the isles?

he grabbed his flashlight and turned it on, he saw green grass and green tree leaves he was back on earth.

then he started walking and kept walking until he saw a road and was going to keep walking until some jackass nearly ran him over.

Irons dodged out of the way and threw a knife right into the cars tire causing it to stop, it was a very expensive looking sports car with a color scheme of red, white, black and gold and the make looked European.

a man came out of the car looking furious in a suit with a matching color scheme to his car.

Knockout: do you know how expensive it is to replace a custom made tire you shitboot!!

however his anger quickly gave way to surprise when he saw who popped his tire.

Knockout: Irons?

Irons: it is a pleasure to see you agent Knockout.

Knockout: herr doktor thought you were dead it's been weeks man.

Irons: i just got here using the teleporter.

Knockout: maybe it also caused some minor time displacement, i'll take you to Ryker cause i was just on my way there.

Irons: good.

Knockout: now if you could help me replace the one you ruined with the spare in the trunk we'll be on our way, but let me make one thing clear touch my car again and i will have your head mounted over my fireplace.

Irons: sure.

and with that said after the flat was replaced the two drove off to Rykers lab.

A/N: hope you enjoy and have a great day.