Accidentally in Love [Brett Hand x OC]

17

"Oh, wow. I have got to stop basing my surgeries on movies."

Andre had finished the procedure but it was terrifying, he had literally swapped their faces and it looked like some shit out of a horror movie.

"Let's just swap your brains." Andre shrugged, "Freaky Friday, baby!"

When he was finished, Theo, Gigi and Myc re-entered the room, Andre popped a bottle of champagne and poured a couple of glasses.

"Glenn, are you crying?" He asked Glenn in Brett's body.

Theo could see no difference between Brett and Glenn, until 'Brett' opened his mouth and spoke.

"I'm beautiful. Fox News anchor beautiful." Glenn said, peering at himself in the mirror.

"Woah, this is... trippy." Theodora observed, looking between them.

"And I'm about to prove that ugly is the new hot." Brett said determinedly, "Question. Is my blowhole supposed to hurt?"

"Yeah, it's a fucking hole in your head." Glenn said, disgruntled. "Give me your phone, I got ten years of Tinder to catch up on!"

Brett handed Glenn his phone, and Glenn proceeded to take a picture of his, or more accurately, Brett's dick, and upload it to RightSwipe.

"Oh, just... right into it." Theo raised her eyebrows.

"Glenn, what else are you planning on doing in Brett's body?" Gigi spoke.

"Have hot sex with hot girls, that's what!" Glenn grinned.

"Anything not of a sexual nature?" Theo asked tentatively.

"With a face and a body like this, what else would I do?"

•

That afternoon, Theo went home and had a profoundly uninteresting night until Reagan returned.

She was just laying on the couch watching some Love Island, Rand next to her and criticising the show (he secretly loves it). When Reagan came home, Rand had left and it was just Theo still awake. Reagan had a guy with her, though.

"Oh!" Theo sat up suddenly, surprised considering Reagan never brought home guys. "You're taking this bet seriously, huh?"

"Of course I am." Reagan grinned triumphantly, "Theo, meet Bryan."

Theo stood to greet him,

"Nice to m-m-meet you!" Bryan said, glitching like a robot.

Theo immediately burst out in laughter, covering her mouth, "A robot?" She said through giggles.

"Theo." Reagan scolded, pointing a finger to her sister, "Can you just go to your room or something?"

"To that, I would normally tell you to fuck off, but you clearly need a win right now, so I'm just gonna go." Theo shook her head in disbelief and left the room. She knew her sister was weird, but not this weird.

•

The next day, Gigi, Myc and Theo were chilling in the war room, discussing the week's mission of Reagan getting a boyfriend and Theo had promptly told them about Reagan's new robot boy toy.

"Who's got two thumbs and is about to win your bet?" Reagan bounded into the room. "Hey-o, bitches!" She revealed the robot, who waved at the group.

"Holy Christ, it's finally happening." Myc said, "She's fucking a robot!"

"Reagan, honey, you really think one of your science experiments is boyfriend material?" Gigi said tentatively as the pair entered the room.

"Gigi, I made him out of literal boyfriend material." Reagan exclaimed, hoisting a box up onto the table labelled 'boyfriend material'. "Isn't that right, babe?" She nudged Bryan.

"I'm programmed to agree with you, so yes, babe." Bryan said in his monotone voice.

"Good Lord, this is sad." Theo sighed, placing her head in her hands.

"While everyone else is wasting their lives swiping, I created the perfect man who will never disappoint me." Reagan wrapped her arms around Bryan, "He even has two settings. Netflix and chill." She said excitedly, pressing a button on her tablet.

"Let's watch Planet Earth." Bryan said, and Reagan pressed another button, "Let's watch Planet Earth on mute." He said in a seductive voice.

"Yikes. Fine, all right." Myc threw the money at Reagan. "You clearly need this more than I do."

"Everyone hear that?" Reagan asked proudly, "Reagan solved romance!" Gigi and Theo exchanged a glance.

"Wanna go home and put on sweatpants?" Bryan asked Reagan.

"You understand me." Reagan grinned, and with that, the pair left.

"That was so much worse than what I thought it was going to be when you said 'Reagan is dating a robot'." Gigi shuddered.

"Yeah, I thought that was like, a metaphor or something." Myc agreed. "Theo, your sister is going insane."

"I know!" Theo groaned, "And I have to live with that insanity!"

•

Two days had passed, and Reagan had not been at work since she created Bryan-bot. Theo came home one afternoon, and the pair were on the couch as always, watching TV and eating food.

"Uh, home again, Reagan?" Theo climbed over the junk all over the ground. "When are you going back to work?"

"I'm gonna." Reagan muttered, throwing a cheeseball into her mouth.

"Don't rush her. She does what she wants, on her own time, right babe?" Bryan-bot said, and Reagan nodded.

"Shut the fuck up, you're a fucking walking, talking dildo." Theo snapped at the robot. "And you had better go to work tomorrow, I am a passenger princess, okay? I don't deserve to have to drive myself!"

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever." Reagan said airily.

"You know what, I'm staying with Gigi tonight." Theo muttered, "This place is a mess and your robot is creeping me the hell out."

"Fine by me."

The next day, Gigi, Theo and Myc were counting the money they had earned in various bets when they heard shouting. Glenn was chasing Brett around, yelling about something or other.

"Holy shit!" Myc exclaimed, "I'm sensing that Brett sexually satisfied Glenn's wife!"

"Oh my God!" Theo's eyes went wide.

"How did we give J.R nine-to-one odds on that?" Gigi frowned, looking down at the pile of money.

Glenn had Brett pinned to the wall, "But don't you see? Your messy divorce, it wasn't about your bad face. It was about your bad personality!" Brett said with a smile. Glenn delivered a swift punch to Brett's, or his own face.

"I'll rephrase. You still have a shot, even looking like you or... or me. Like this." Brett stammered, "Sorry, the grammar in this scenario is really challenging."

"You really mean that?" Glenn asked.

"I do. Your wife just wants someone who will listen..." Brett said, and Glenn let go of him.

"I got the broad base of it. Let's fire up the Face/Off shit!" Glenn yelled down to Theo, Gigi and Myc, "This war hero's turning back into a zero."

"All right, who bet this thing would have a tight moral?" Myc turned to the two girls who both shrugged.

After Glenn and Brett's brains were switched again, Glenn was eager to go and speak with his ex-wife.

"How are you feeling?" Theo approached Brett, who rubbed his head where Andre had stitched it back up.

"A bit confused... but glad to be back to normal." Brett said, inspecting his body.

"It's good to have you back." Theo placed a hand on his shoulder. "So... you had sex with Glenn's wife?"

"Ha-ha, I don't want to talk about it." He said, chucking a glance over to Glenn nervously.

"That's actually really impressive, considering you looked like Glenn." Andre piped up, "Outstanding rizz."