Five and Y/ns messages P.t 10

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Us

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Us

Any day

Everyday

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I ate a baby this morning

I hate you

Not last night

That was completely different

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Go make me a sandwich

Slave

Yes ma'am

Let's go I get food

I ain't being starved today

No sir

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Have you seen my favorite knife?

You have a favorite knife?

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Are you an uncrustable?

Bc I'll always choose you

(FAT KID RIZZ)

1. You're not fat.

2. Wtf is rizz?

You uncultured swine

Get tik tok

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I ayteayteayte aypples and banaynays

It's 2:20 am go away

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Can we fuck?

Absolutely

HORNY BASTARD

YOU STARTED IT WHAT

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Yk how ur an expert at murdering ppl right

Yeah why

How do I get blood out of my shirt?

It's my favorite one:(

1. Don't wear your favorite clothes when planning to murder someone

2. Where are you I'll be there

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I love Taylor Swift

I've never rly listened to her music

No head tn.

Goddamnit.

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Buy them for me

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Buy them for me.

Now.

Yes ma'am.

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A/n it's storming and I don't like storms 😰😰

Aidan Gallagher x Fem Reader imaginesWhere stories live. Discover now