The MakeUp Artist Internship

Sunny Sunday

"Oh God, Sadie. Oh yeah!!!" I scream as I come on her dirty couch. "God that was good."
"I missed my little Lily Rose lookalike and I cannot wait to meet your dad."
"Yeah, be all nice to me because who my dad is," I say under my breath.   I begin to eat her out and she reeks. 

She put on a bright orange dress and had the orange eyeshadow to match. She put her hair up in a loose updo. We drove to the UU. I wanted to live in the 47, the older homes. I like West Side but a lot of people are moving in who didn't appreciate the house. There were way too many gray kitchens in that side of town. Ur kitchen is a hodgepodge of anything from 1920 to 2022.   We get to The Palace, one of the last American Diners. Johnny and I loved our greasy spoons. Sadie was gobsmacked. "God, he looks like you. You look like him. He's so tiny though," she said.  I told her, "I know."

     Mom went to church and had her church dress in, a black dress with red cherries on it and she had a cute, blonde platinum wig.  She looked so vintage and so perfect with Johnny and he held her hand through breakfast.   Johnny asked Sadie questions about her job.  "I work for a counseling agency as their receptionist and then I do tarot readings where I am going next.  Oh, Jade, could you be a peach and drop me off?"  She asked.  I said, "Sure!   Then in can show you all my House." Mom said, "You'll love it.   Very vintage."   Johnny gets this big breakfast.   Mom got some sandwich and I got a burger.   Sadie got an entree, as Johnny was treating.  I should have uncivil Scott but he was out late with Lauren.   

      We drop Sadie off.  Johnny and my mom followed.   Sophie was a,ready in the shop, perfected in the green couch next to the window looking evilly at her kingdom.  Sadie walked in and said, "We have our most famous guest!"  They we're on their best behavior, because, well, my dad was Johnny Depp.  "Oh she is so sweet and smart.  She is so pretty and we all adore her."  Funny.  Last week Sophie told me I was a whiny, immature bitch.   She didn't tell me,  ut she told Sadie.  I was mad about an event I wanted to attend and it was a political one, and I was treated poorly.   Sadie said, "Well,  not everyone is going to love you.   Plus, you do come off a bit unpolished."   Sophie added, "You come off whiny and insecure.  People don't like that."   I felt tag teamed by them a lot.  

      We spent a little bit at the shop and then we went to my house.   It was a large, white, older home.  I lived on the third floor.  I had a bathroom, kitchenette, and a bedrooom for $425 a month,   Our house wasn't a historical showcase, but it was home.  Also, I think someone has not left this home,  I hear disembodied yawns from time to time.  I hope he turns his head when I am playing with myself.   Mom walks in and Brian tells her hello.  Scott started at her.  "That dress is you!"  He was very polite to Johnny.   We went up the back stairs as it was the servant's quarters.  Mom went on and on about how cute it was.   Mom said, "Hey, invite them for a barbecue."  She then told me.  "This reminds me of my house on Runion.  I wonder whatever happened to Marlene," she's said.  I just remembered the girl pulling my hair and taking my toys.  

    "The house is lovely, doll.   We will see you around three," Johnny said.  Mom gave me a kiss.  I invited everyone, but no one could come.  I was NOT inviting Sadie.  At two I decided to see my grandma alone. It is a warm fall day, the kind that is warm but you can FEEL told cold coming on. She and I talked about relationships, real love, and eventually dad. I don't give the name but I say "He is well known in some circles, but Grandma, you are my Grandma. I love you." She blinked back tears. "I have fond memories of dime stores, ham and beans, and every weekend with you." She smiles, gets up and kisses me. "We know who gave you life, dear. It's okay and we are glad he did," she says. "I would like to meet him." I text Johnny and see if he would like to come with me at six to see her. He agreed. I said, "My Grandma is the sweetest woman in the world. She has exes all around."  

     The BBQ is nice.   Lots of good food and then Johnny and I drove back to the home.  It's lovely, lots of dark green wood like the shop.   All the families had gone.  I went to my Grandma's apartment and knocked on the door.  She came to the door and looked at me, looked at him and have him a big kiss on the cheek.   "Thank you for making her.   She was the most beautiful child and we loved having her for weekends," she said.   Johnny said "Thanks so much for caring for her as she is a caring and thoughtful lady." They got along. It was sweet. We stay for a short time, as it was close to bed time, and then we drive to my maternal grandparents. They will meet the man whose baby they saw be born. Mom said she was so humiliated. She said they saw her in a very vulnerable position and she did poop during delivery, as her water broke in public. Her mother talked about it like it was a conversation piece for years. "It was glorious and then a huge turd poked out." Grandma did mention that during our visit.

We are ice cream and talked. Then I went home, as I was tired, as I had a long week at work and Johnny left in the morning. "Look, I will see you ladies Friday at two." He hugs us. "I won't ever leave you ladies ever again. I had a feeling something would be formal between mom and Johnny when we left Sunday morning.