Forever my Marine

Chapter #7

Chapter #7
Scarlett's POV
"THEY SAID WHAT?!" I yell when Louri tells me what happened. "Trust me Honey I'm not happy either." She says. "Your men are idiots though. A fist to the face isn't the answer." I tell her. "I know a glitter bomb is and I know what office this guy works in." She says. "Oh god Louri don't pull that shit on base." I tell her. "Fine." She groans. "Why you welling?" Louisa asks. "Sorry for yelling sweetie. We didn't scare you did we?" I say and she shakes her head no. "Good." Louri says. "Now I love you both but I have work I have to do." Louri tells us. "You heard Mama. Let's give her some space so she can work." I tell Louisa as I pick her up. And Gizmo goes and lays on Louri's lap. Luckily Devon has learned he can't call Gizmo Mama's pussy because Gizmo is a tom cat. "Mommy what do you think?" Devon asks, showing me the guitar Robbie got him. "It's really cool Angel." I tell him. "Did Mama ever find her guitar?" He asks oh shit we left it at the cabin. "Yes it is in the cabin." I tell him. "Did you and Mama have fun?" He asks. "Yes we did. We went on a few hikes, we watched movies and just had fun." I tell him the pg version of the honeymoon. "Did you have sex?" He asks plainly and my jaw drops. "Uh what? Why would you ask that? Do you know what you are asking?" I stutter. "It's something couples do I think at least that's what Auntie Lizzie said." He says. "Well um forget that word and please never say that again I'm going to talk with your Auntie." I tell him and call Liz.
"Hey Scarlett what's up? Does Louri have to be deployed?" She asks answering the phone.
"No she didn't, two of her men got in a bar fight. Why did you talk to Devon about S.E.X?" I ask spelling it out since there are small ears listening.
"We watched Marriage Story." She says.
"THAT MOVIE IS RATED R!" I yell.
"We thought the kids were all in bed. But then we heard Devon's voice from behind the couch he said he couldn't sleep and we paused it as soon as we heard him but he had already heard your character mention sex and he asked what it was and I panicked." She explains.
"Oh sweet Moses." I sigh. "Well he just asked me if Louri and I had it." I tell her and she bursts out laughing. "I'm glad you find this funny Elizabeth." I say and she stops laughing at her full name.
"Look, I'm sorry. I didn't know what to do." She tells me.
"I get it. I panicked when he asked and told him just not to ask that." I tell her. "I also told him to forget that word but considering his first word and favorite word is 'fuck' I don't think he will." I tell her.
"Look Scar, I have to go. I'm sorry." She says.
"Please stop apologizing. You did the best you could to answer that question to a five year old." I tell her before we say goodbye and hang up.
"DEVON CHRISTOPHER!" Louri shrieks I guess he asked her. "SCARLETT SAVE ME PLEASE!!" She calls out her voice a few octaves higher than normal. I walk into the office to see a confused Devon and a panicking Louri. "How does he know that word?" She asks. "He asked you too huh?" I say. "I didn't know how to answer, I just panicked." She says. "I know I heard you shriek." I chuckle. "I don't shriek." She says. "Yes you did and Devon what did I tell you?" I say. "Not to ask that question. BUt I didn't know I couldn't ask Mama." He says. "You can't ask anybody that it's a little rude." I tell him. "Oh ok." He shrugs and walks out of the room. "That was terrifying. And I've been in combat." Louri exclaims. "He definitely has the vocabulary of a grown ass man." I laugh. "That he does. Mostly my fault." She chuckles. "We both cuss a lot so I'd say it's fifty fifty." I tell her. "If you say so." She says, wrapping her arms around my waist and resting her head on my shoulder. "I'm tired." She says. "I can tell. Why don't you go get some sleep." I tell her. "But technically it's still our honeymoon and I want to spend time with you." She whines. "Louri we barely slept last night then you had to go to the base. You can go to get some sleep I've got to make dinner anyway." I tell her. "Ok I'll take a nap on the couch." She says. "Ok I'll wake you when dinner is ready. I might even make cookies who knows." I say and her head snaps up. "Cookies?" She asks like a giddy child. "Yes. I'm thinking snickerdoodle." I say. "Yes please." She says. "Ok go get some rest and you can have cookies." I tell her and a big grin forms on her face. "Yes Ma'am." She says before making her way into the living room. "Devon, you want to help me make cookies?" I ask after I have dinner in the pressure cooker. "Yes please Mommy." He says. "Ok put this on." I tell him, handing him an apron that is way too big on him but it's cute as hell so I take a quick picture and send it to the group chat.
Marvel Secret Group Chat
Scarlett(Louri's Koala🐨): Cookie helper [Image].
Chris(Flag Boy🇺🇲): COOKIES!!!!
Lizzie(Scarlet Witch👩‍🦰): You and Louri are so similar it's scary.
RDJ(Tin Man🤖): That's true.
Shanna(Other Gay Evans): That is a true statement. Scarlett Bri and I are on the way to your place.
Scarlett(Louri's Koala🐨): Why?
Bri(Gayest Avenger🏳️‍🌈): For the cookies duh.
Scarlett(Louri's Koala🐨): The Evans's have a huge sweet tooth I thought Louri was bad but driving to my place just for cookies damn.
Shanna(Other Gay Evans): For the record we are taking an Uber but I get your point.

"Devon it looks like your Auntie Shanna and Auntie Bri are coming over." I tell him. "Really? They are fun. I can show them my guitar!" He cheers. "Did you say Shanna and Bri are coming over?" Louri asks from the doorway. "Yes I sent a picture of my cookie helper and they want cookies so they are coming over." I tell her and she laughs. "The Evans do like sweets and baked goods." She laughs. "So I've noticed." I chuckle and about five minutes later the door swings open with a small bang causing Louri to jump slightly. I put my hand on her shoulder and rub it with my thumb. "I'm ok." She says. "I know but I want to make sure you know I'm here for you." I tell her and she smiles. "I know." She says, wrapping her arm around my waist. "Where are the cookies?" Shanna says in a demonic voice. "Ah not today satan!" Louri jokes. "Devon and I are working on the dough please sit." I tell her and Bri. "I apologize for my cookie demon girlfriend." Bri laughs. "I used to call her a cookie demon when we were kids." Louri says and Shanna groans. "Who is Satan?" Devon asks. "Your Auntie Shanna." Louri says with no hesitation. "Really? That explains why she's older than you and Mommy." Devon says. "Louri Dollese Evans-Johansson." Shanna scolds. "Sorry. Devon I was joking, your Auntie isn't satan." Louri says. "But she's old." Devon counters. "Devon she's only a couple years older than your Uncle Chris." I tell him and he shrugs. "She's older than me that makes her old." He says I give up. "Devon honey stop calling me old." Shanna says. "Ok." He says and gets back to helping me.

A/N
I remember the first time my nephew called me old. Anygays see you in the next one.