atsushi oneshots

friends//atsushi and higuchi//

-angst and fluff

Warning: cigarettes

(Hear me out they would be good friends)

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Third person pov

Higuchi and atsushi are actually great friends, but they basically became friends by accident but they didn't care. Higuchi and atsushi usually meet up at night because most likely no one will spot them.

Atsushi was at the meeting place, and was smoking a cigarette. "Sorry am I late?" Higuchi said as she walked up to atsushi and atsushi nodded as a no. "Want one?" Atsushi ask and higuchi nodded.

"Today gin..almost slip my throat again..." Higuchi said, she actually find that very hot. "I think it a normal thing for the akutagawa sibling.." Atsushi said, "I had to do dazai work again.." Atsushi said, "I'm tired of doing his work.." Atsushi said, higuchi got a idea.

"What if I kidnap you?" Higuchi asked and atsushi look excited at that idea. "Hell yes!" Atsushi answer, atsushi was smiling and higuchi was laughing.

"I don't think the boss will care to be honest...I think he likes the drama." Higuchi said, atsushi nodded in agreement. "I kinda do want to see there reaction to me being kidnapped and I miss annoying mori." atsushi said, higuchi was laughing again. "I still don't know how you get away with annoying him.." Higuchi said, she never understood how.

"Do they know you smoke cigarettes?" Higuchi asked and atsushi nodded as a no. "I probably be yell at if they found out..but it honestly the only way to feel...alive..I suppose.." Atsushi said, higuchi understood that. "You still don't want to tell the agency about it?" Higuchi asked and atsushi nodded.

Atsushi didn't want to be a bother to the agency, higuchi just sighed. "Tachihara is being annoying.." Higuchi said, "tachihara is hot." atsushi said, higuchi look at him like he crazy. "you've got weird taste in men." Higuchi said, as she starts to cough.

"You can't deny it..he hot!" Atsushi said, higuchi couldn't lie about that. Tachihara was hot and so was the akutagawa siblings. "Fine..I can't deny that.." Higuchi said, atsushi was giggling at that.

After a while, they say their goodbyes and went back home and slept.

In the morning, atsushi was doing his work, while dazai annoys him again, when suddenly higuchi was in and immediately grabbed atsushi.

"I need to borrow atsushi..my therapist canceled on me and I need someone to talk too.." Higuchi said, as she walked out with atsushi and the agency is just shocked and confused.

"Damm you're strong as fuck.." Atsushi said, as higuchi drive to the port mafia base. Both of them walking into the base and immediately atsushi smirked. "Morii!! Guess what..!!" Atsushi scream anf immediately mori scream back. "Fuck off!! I'm busy!!" Mori yell back and atsushi wasn't surprised.

"grumpy.." Atsushi said, as some of the port mafia look at him in confusion. "Why is jinko here?" Akutagawa asked, "because I'm kidnapped him." Higuchi said as she sit down, and atsushi also sit down. "Wouldn't the agency be worried?" Gin asked and atsushi nodded. "It be fine.." Atsushi answer, as he pulls out a pack of cigarettes and threw it at higuchi.

"Thank" higuchi said, gin, akutagawa and tachihara look shocked, they didn't know higuchi smoke. "You smoke?!" Gin said, higuchi nodded. "What? Are you guys actually surprised?" Higuchi asked and they all nodded and atsushi was laughing.

"Wait..does atsushi smoke too?" Tachihara asked and atsushi nodded. "What the fuck.." Akutagawa said, "why is atsushi here..?" Chuuya asked, "I'm here because I'm tired of doing dazai work.." Atsushi answer and chuuya just nodded.

"Who do you think is hotter tachihara, akutagawa or chuuya?" Higuchia ask and tachihara, akutagawa and chuuya look at her like she crazy and gin is just shocked. "Chuuya..." Atsushi answer, "what the fuck.." Gin said, "when will you confess your feelings her?" Atsushi asked and higuchi glare at him.

"I'm not ready yet.." Higuchi said, "you always say that.." Atsushi whispers to himself, higuchi looked away in embarrassed. "Ugh..I want to annoy mori.." Atsushi said, as there was a sudden scream. "No! I'm busy!!" Mori yell and atsushi look around in confusion.

"What..the fuck..?" Atsushi said, higuchi started to laugh and so did chuuya. "Is the boss scared of atsushi?" Akutagawa asked and mori yell again. "Yes! Im terrified of him!" Mori yell as tachihara started to laugh as well.

"What the fuck?" Higuchi said, mostly everyone was laughing there ass off. "Wow.." Akutagawa said, as he started to laugh as well. "Is atsushi that scary?" Chuuya asked, "atsushi is the devil!" Mori yell again and atsushi started to laugh.

"Damm..what did you do to our boss to make him scared of you..?" Tachihara asked and atsushi didn't answer, he was laughing his ass off, the port mafia boss was scared of atsushi. "But seriously..what did you do?" Higuchi asked, she obviously didn't know and atsushi was laughing like some demons.

"Nothing...I usually annoy him a lot..I guess he tired of that.." Atsushi said with a smirk, "anyway..since when did you and higuchi became friends..?" Akutagawa asked and higuchi and atsushi became silent.

"we met at bar.." Higuchi said slowly, "both of us..we're drunk.." Atsushi said, everyone else nodded and waited for more. "We started to talk and then became..friends..and now we met up every night to talk shit about someone or cry.." Atsushi said, higuchi nodded in agreement.

"Cry?" Gin said, she was now concern for the girl she likes, "breakdown.." Higuchi said, she still looks calm, and everyone became quiet. "Anyway..I should probably go back to the agency.." Atsushi said as he started to smirk and slowly got up and went somewhere.

"..uh..I feel sorry for the boss.." Higuchi said, everyone felt sorry for him and after a while atsushi came back and higuchi drove him back to the agency. "What did you do?" Higuchi ask and atsushi just smiled. "you'll see.." Atsushi answer as they walk into the office.

"Atsushi!" Kyouka said as she ran to hug her brother, as higuchi looked at her phone and started to laugh. "Where do you find..bunch of spiders?" Higuchi asked, apparently atsushi put spiders in mori office today and mori found them. 

"I don't know..." Atsushi answer with a smile and higuchi laughing and soon she also has to go back to the port mafia base so she threw the pack of cigarettes to atsushi and she left.

"cigarettes?" Dazai said, everyone look surprised and atsushi ignore the question and went to work.

(So random)