atsushi oneshots

dress up as dazai//dazai and atsushi//

*request*

-fluff

Warning:

Not canon reaction
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Third person POV

Atsushi decided to be dazai for Halloween because why not. Atsushi has everything to be dazai, which was a little weird. "Byakko make me taller.." Atsushi said, byakko didn't want too and atsushi was getting annoyed. "Come on byakko..it'll be funny I promise." Atsushi said with a smirk as he wraps the bandages just around his arms.

Atsushi told no one about his plan because he wanted it to be a surprise. "Fine.." Byakko finally say as he magically makes atsushi taller, "hehe.." Atsushi giggles, as he put on the wig and he exactly looks like dazai.

"perfect." Atsushi said with a smirk and walked to the agency like normal, atsushi walked in exactly how dazai does and no one noticed it except for ranpo but he wasn't say shit. 'Omfg HAHA' ranpo thought to himself, as he stared at atsushi and atsushi is just smirked and started to laugh.

Atsushi decided to do a bit of work but he did it slowly because he needed to make sure no one saw him because he dazai. Dazai was a mummy and dazai look dumbfounded when he saw himself working, dazai slowly walk up to atsushi and dazai look confused. "Who are you..are you me? Am I me?" Dazai question, he looked very confused and atsushi found it hilarious.

Suddenly dazai grab atsushi and dragged him too the middle of the room. "Why is they're another me!?" Dazai yelled, and everyone looked at him and they look surprised and confused. "Another you? What if it a another me?" Atsushi said, and dazai was so confused and questioning myself.

"No I'm me!?" Dazai said, and atsushi just smirked. Ranpo was trying to not to laugh now, because it was hilarious to see this. "So..who's the real one?" Kenji ask, "me!" Both atsushi and dazai say at the same time. "Um..what dazai old job?" Tanizaki ask, "port mafia." Both dazai and atsushi say at the same time again.

"Oh shit..um.." Kunikida was thinking about on what to ask and ranpo was still trying not to laugh at that. "This is funny.." Byakko finally said, dazai look so confused and atsushi found it funny. "Come on! Don't you guys know me!?" Dazai said and the agency looked confused. "I can't tell which ones which.." Naomi said, everyone agreed.

After a few minutes, no one could tell the difference at all. Atsushi always has great hearing so he knew all the questions, and that scares dazai a lot. "Ugh...I don't know!" Tanizaki said, kyouka look so confused and gave up.

"What did dazai call chuuya?" Yosano asked, "chibi, slug or dogs sometime." Both dazai and atsushi say and everyone was dumbfounded by this. "Ranpo help us!" Kunikida said and ranpo nodded as a no, he was enjoying this a bit too much. "I ain't helping.." Ranpo said, and the agency member already expected that to be honest.

After another few minutes, the agency were decided who's the real dazai and they decided to pick atsushi. "I think that one." Kenji said as he pointed at atsushi and dazai looked horrified. Dazai dramatically falls to the ground and cry, and atsushi started to laugh. "Gottcho!" Atsushi said with a smirk and the agency was surprised. "Holy shit atsushi!?" Kunikida said and finally ranpo started to laugh.

"Yup!" Atsushi said with a smile as he shrinks to his normal size. "Byakko can control my height apparently so I told her it would be fun." Atsushi explain to everyone and everyone was just surprised. "Where did you get the clothes?" Yosano said and atsushi didn't say anything. 'I can't say shit..' Atsushi thought to himself, atsushi actually got the clothes from the one and only chuuya.

"Wow..um..I'm surprised.." Tanizaki said as dazai finally get up. "Atsushi how did you know everything though?" Dazai ask, and everyone was wondering that. "Hehe..well..my hearing.. it's greater than a normal human so I basically heard everything.." Atsushi explain and some of the agency members look horrified but didn't say shit.

After asking a few more questions, atsushi finally went to work and now dazai might be scared of atsushi.

(💀🙌i love this)