Chapter 49 Scrambled Eggs (Respectless)

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Another week has passed and now it has been official that the Hazbin Hotel has a new guest in the rehabilitation program. Charlie, Vaggie, Razzle, and Dazzle were putting up a banner saying "Happy First Week, Sir Pentious"

"That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!" Charlie happily exclaims. She climbs down from the later after Razzle and Dazzle help out.

"Hey, Razzle, Dazzle! We gonna play or what?" (Y/n) calls out to them. Razzle and Dazzle flew towards the table that (Y/n) and two of Sir Pentious's eggs sitting on. They all decided to play a small card game and the prize was snacks in the center.

"Um...Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago." Vaggie told. "Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here." Charlie smiled. Then, Sir Pentious with the rest of his eggs rolled up with a new machine. "What the hell is that?" Vaggie questioned. "Oh, hello, purple female." Sir Pentious bowed with his hat off. "It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents."

"What? Why?" Charlie was confused. "Everyone is being too nice. Obviously, it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared!" Suddenly, Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. "Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here." He goes over to them. Odette holds a clipboard out. "Sign, please." Sir Pentious signs the clipboard. "Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase." Odette takes the clipboard back and walks out with Clara. They paused when they saw (Y/n) playing cards with Razzle, Dazzle, and two of the Egg Bois.

"Apprentice of Alastor, what a surprise." Odette walked over as Clara followed. (Y/n) looked up and smiled. "Daughters of Carmilla Carmine, how are you both?"  Clara kneels and takes a good look at (Y/n). "Looks like you've been fine yourself. As for your question, we've been fine. Thanks for asking." Odette joins in the conversation. "I'm sure you must have heard from your master that there will be a meeting with the overlords about the new Extermination. You're welcome to come along. I'm sure, Mother would like to talk to you and your...scythe." (Y/n) thought for a moment. "I'm sure Alastor would allow me to tag along anyway. Sure, I'll be there." Odette and Clara nodded and left.

Vaggie and Charlie couldn't hear the conversation that the three were having since Vaggie was arguing with Sir Pentious. "Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?" Vaggie questioned. "Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell." Sir Pentious said without any shame. "Okay, well that stops right now." Vaggie takes Sir Pentious's boxes. "Hey!" He exclaims. "You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome." She told.

Sir Pentious looks over to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle. (Y/n), who was ignoring him had won the card game and claimed the snack. Once he turned around; Razzle, Dazzle, and the two Egg Boiz gave her the sad eyes. "Oh, okay. I'll share." (Y/n) smiled as she shared her prize with them. They were lucky they were adorable. Sir Pentious turns back to Vaggie. "Hmm...I have my doubts." He told. "Well, it's true. You have to trust us." Vaggie explains. "But I don't." Sir Pentious crossed his arms. "Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?" Charlie suggested. "Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against the other guests, and you need to get rid of these things." Vaggie listed as she pointed at the Egg Boiz. Suddenly, two of them accidentally set off a laser and blew a hole in the roof. "Oh! What did I just say? What did I just say?" Vaggie pointed at the roof. "What? Not my little Egg Boiz. They do my evil bidding for me!" Sir Pentious hugged his eggs. "Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?" Vaggie asked. "Yes." Sir Pentious narrowed his eyes. "Then no more eggs." Vaggie told.

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