The Apprentice Of The Radio Demon

Chapter 80 Hazbin Hotel: Behind Closed Doors (Set It All Free)

As Charlie was getting everything ready for their final attempt to prove that redemption is possible, (Y/n) was holding the urge to rip the unwanted guests' organs out. (Y/n) couldn't tell if Stealth Bandit was making a mission to either try to get back together with her or to make her mad.

"Stealth Bandit, I swear I will chop the rest of your arm off." (Y/n) grinds her teeth. "Oh, come on, (Y/n). You used to love being with me." He moved closer to her. She used her wings to fly away from and get next to Angel. "Yeah, that was before I found out that you were using me." She groans. "Remind me again why I ever dated you!?"

"You know that makes me wonder how you ever got (Y/n) to date you." Isabella chimed in. Charlie popped out. "Yeah, how'd you get her to date you?"

Stealth Bandit smirked. "I was charismatic and strong-minded. And you could save that (Y/n)'s attention." (Y/n) rolled her eyes. "I think I should tell the story because knowing you might add all those stupid details that aren't true." The others got closer to hear (Y/n) tell the story. "Let's just say that my dating life wasn't all that good. I kept getting the idiots..."

Flashback Start

Like (Y/n) said, she felt like her dating life wasn't filled with bad luck. The first time she dated was a boy who wanted more than just a kiss. So she beat the hell out of him, and he lasted for a month. The second was a girl who was hired to kill her from an amateur, so (Y/n) beat the hell out of her and lasted for a week. The third was another boy, who lasted for a week since he was also hired to kill her. The fourth was another girl who also wanted more than a kiss, who ended up beaten the hell out of and lasted a month.

One the fifth relationship, (Y/n) was dating a pink succubus she had befriended. She was honestly the best relationship (Y/n) had. They went out to movies, had picnics, or went to carnivals. But soon, the most devastating day came when they had to break up. Her girlfriend was growing up, and (Y/n) wasn't. They ended things mutually, though there were some small smiles and tears. They promised to stay friends and keep in touch.

"After my last break, I decided to take a break from dating for a few years. I was focusing on myself, and Dad was still teaching everything he knew."

(Y/n) was outside of a meat shop, sitting outside reading a book while Alastor was inside gathering some meat from a scared butcher.

"I was just minding my own business, and then he came along."

Stealth Bandit was walking by when he finally noticed (Y/n) outside. He smirked and went over to her. "Greetings and salutations." He greeted. (Y/n) looked up from her book. "Are you a regular sinner?" He takes a seat next to her. (Y/n) smirked at him. "No, I'm the apprentice of the Radio Demon." She closed her books. "You sure you want to be so close to me? I'm pretty much a scary girl."

Stealth Bandit takes a seat next to her. "I don't scare that easily. After all, we're in Hell."

"Well, what if I ask you a question? Maybe it might be stupid, but it could freak you out." (Y/n) playfully crossed her arms.

"There are no stupid questions."

"You inherit five million dollars the same day aliens tell the earth they're blowing us up in two days, what would you do?"

"That's the stupidest question I've ever heard."

They just laughed before Stealth Bandit could answer her question. From inside, Alastor grabbed his bag from the scared butcher. He narrowed at the boy being so close to his dear apprentice.

"Probably just row on out to the middle of a lake. Bring along my sax, some tequila, and some Bach." Stealth Bandit answers.

"How very." (Y/n) nodded.